Dear Mario... (Patreon)
Published:
2020-10-01 00:03:10
Edited:
2020-10-01 00:08:11
Imported:
2021-01
Content
Princess Peach took a bite from one of the red mushrooms. She suddently grew a bicep as huge as her castle, and before anyone could stop her, she ate the whole thing. After demolishing all the koopas and goombas in ways I know you would never do, she ripped the castle straight from the ground and tossed it into space with ease. I hope this letter reaches you or your friend Rosalina before the oxygen runs out. Please, help!
Signed, Bowser.