Dream Monsters: Volga Gnomes (Patreon)

After escaping the Turd Men, we found the eight floor to be populated by another species of passive, non-hostile aliens. These creatures all had enormous noses, hair growing out of their pointy ears, and wore glittering blue robes. None of them were moving around; they simply sat in corners or along balcony railings and banisters, holding what looked like a golden baby bottle with a spout on top. All in unison, they'd stick the bottle up their nose, take a deep whiff, and then loudly hum to the tune of "Song of the Volga Boatmen".

I provided an MP3 of what their chant sounded like- I sang it into my microphone and then edited it in Audacity to be as close to what I remember as possible. Sorry if it sounds loud or weird!