MFG - Chapter 65 (Patreon)

Chapter 65: Friends with Benefits, the Initiation

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A fizzing sound filled the room as Enrique uncapped an energy drink and put it beside his computer, not before taking a sip. His right hand grabbed the mouse and hovered the cursor over the screen.

While humming to himself, as Mut spoke in his head, he read the uproar on the internet. In some sort of superhero-related Subreddit where a dazzlingly edited video, created from multiple clips of the New York battle stitched together, was posted by some Redditor.

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➤JimmyTheBrat | Commented on January 9th, 2012

- Nice save, heroes! Phew, man to think we will witness Alien fights. Like, actual real alien fights! This century is opening itself to be very interesting, I can’t wait to see what else we get to see. But that aside, some of these players make me wonder if these Gods are actually real. Thor? Loki? What the fuck man, I’ve always been an atheist but if these people are real, is Jesus real too?

➤GrandWalker | Replied to the Comment

- That’s a whole new topic, but let’s not begin a religion talk. Well, not really anyway, because I am wondering something on the lines of religion too. I wanted to talk about the Goddess that Supernova is supposedly preaching about. I am not American, so can anybody confirm if he actually does that?

➤Peter34 | Replied to the Comment

- Not an issue. Jesus Christ, our lord, will accept you anytime. Your past sins and disbelief would be forgiven, there is still time, join us.

➤Josh9 | Replied to the Comment

- @Peter34 dude, shut up. Nobody cares, get out.

➤Asim | Replied to the Comment

- I am Egyptian. The Goddess that Supernova talks about is Mut, at least from what I heard. Anyway, in old texts she is depicted as a former Mother Goddess of the Egyptian pantheon. You guys are probably more familiar with the name Isis, amongst Egyptian Goddesses, she is the current Mother Goddess in our religious text.

➤GrandWalker | Replied to the Comment

- Hmm, doesn’t that mean Supernova is weaker than Thor? Supernova seems like some sort of Prophet, while Thor is a full-fledged God…? Sad, I kinda like him more than Thor, he even saved Ironman – the MVP of the whole thing.

➤NeetGirl | Replied to the Comment

- What? No, what the hell are you on about? Sure, Ironman sent the bomb away, but Enrique stopped that fire-headed baboon from going to Ironman when he was carrying it. Oh, Enrique is Supernova’s real name. Anyway, if he hadn’t stopped Human Torch, the nuke would have erased the city! Plus, did you see his other feats? Plus, what his team accomplished? I admit, Avengers as a whole accomplished more than his team of heroes, but individually – he is surely the MVP! If you disagree, DM me.

➤Josh9 | Replied to the Comment

- @NeetGirl What the- a fangirl and a neet? Gross, disgusting. You even know his name, you stalker. Is there any point in arguing with you on this? Thor is stronger, Ironman is better – Supernova is nowhere close. Deal with it.

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Enrique couldn’t help but chuckle as the comment section then turned into a massive fight, ending with “Josh9” getting his IP leaked by the girl. That was funny.

“Who’s this girl though?”

[“That is not what we should be worrying about. Some of the other comments are also interested in the God topic. I am feeling it in real time as my name is being spread, ahh, and more people are saying it. I can feel my faith growing, oooh.”]

Enrique took another sip of the drink and raised his eyebrow.

“You are moaning? Let’s take a step back, I don’t want to be disintegrated by your husband’s plasma if he ever comes back.”

He heard a scoff in his head, and then an amusing tone. [“It’s okay, he is understanding. He will just beat you up a little, but not kill you – you are very valuable.”] She said as Enrique chuckled. [“That aside, I doubt he would worry much. He has had multiple women over the eons, and while I’ve mostly kept myself away from other men – I am not really prohibited to do so. Gods’ and humans’ relationship ideals differ, especially when we have been married for thousands of years. You should be fine as long as you don’t impregnate me, that would be an insult to any God to have his spouse impregnated by another man, especially a mortal.”]

That did take Enrique off a few inches. He looked up at the ceiling, as if she was looking at him from above, and smirked.

“Are you telling me I am open to taking you to the bed, mother? Y’all Egyptians are wild, or is it Gods in general?”

[“Shut up, and no — you aren’t exactly attractive. No offense, but once you live for as long as I have–”]

“The Phoenix Force seemed interested in getting her brain fucked out, with my ‘darkness’ and all that. Unless I don’t understand Deity signals.”

[“Anyhow, I am saying I don’t find you attractive. You are a child, my child, even if I didn’t give birth to you. Hmm, though some might argue I did, given I brought you to this world. Anyhow, if you really want a dark-skinned lightning Goddess, just grab Monroe. She needs a leading man in her life, and I should receive quite a bit of benefit if her virginity is sacrificed by you. I don’t know if she is still a virgin though.”]

Enrique listened to her in amusement, before humming. “Speaking of, I keep wondering why the X-Men weren’t here. It can’t be that they were stuck in the traffic, right? I can imagine Jean and Ororo fidgeting around as they watch the news on TV, yet they never came to help. Odd.”

[“You can always ask Jean Grey when you meet her in Anna Marie’s school next time. I have some guesses, but no point in empty words. Isn’t it tomorrow?”]

“I didn’t even decide to put her in that school, remember? But sure, since Anna is stronger now, both magically and physically, I can let her attend. Though in the end no amount of strength would help if the Phoenix decided to pick on her. By the way, any new powers? You said you got more Faith.”

[“A lot more than usual, more than the past century combined. And I already gave you new powers, you just didn’t notice. Do you remember when I told you that I’d grant you some of my mating powers? I gave you a few when you were busy sacrificing the virginity of Amara Juliana Olivians Aquilla.”]

“Did you have to say the full name?” Enrique wondered as he got up from the desk, walking around the house to head to the kitchen, to grab some snacks.

[“Yes. Anyway, I learned some terms from your game-making sessions, and I think using them will help explain my magic better. There is a “Passive” ability that, when you’re mating with someone, increases the pleasure, and the other party’s body is more eager to accept and at the same time please you. It works even when you’re not wearing the suit, because well, it’s for bed fights.”]

[“Next, there is an “Active” ability that allows you to use magical lightning to send pleasure pulses through people’s nerves. Oh, and this can also be used to send pain pulses, you can use it against your enemies – or even mating partners who may be into pain. In addition, your body and your old set of powers are overall stronger now – that’s the cherry on top.”]

That was quite a lot to unpack. He had noticed the pleasure increase thing she talked about, but he had just guessed it was the hot spring effect. However, if he did feel more pleasure at sex, along with whoever his partner was, then that was a pretty good thing. Sure, it was no dark lightning that feeds upon life, but all power and money ultimately worked to make life more pleasurable, so this worked.

As for the Pleasure/Pain Pulse, which Mut added was called [God’s Touch] for some reason, was interesting too. It was… useful in many ways. Outside the obvious bedroom play, he could maybe use it for torture and interrogation – depending on how powerful it was.

“Neat.”

Enrique had no complaint. A total increase in his other powers, and then two new powers. Very welcome. This may help him in his next mission, though he doubted it.

Sebastian Shaw. Now that Enrique was done with the New York Battle, he had to keep his end of the deal with Emma Frost. However… to just go and kill him, which would be admittedly hard, wasn’t very beneficial. He needed a fail-safe, in case Emma turned to him after Shaw was taken care of.

Enrique had managed to dodge her from learning anything too useful about him, but she did know bits. Plus, she held strong authority in this society. He was planning to remove the only thorn that stood in her path currently, and what if she decided to remove him after that? She would have a hard time, but it wouldn’t be impossible.

Honestly, Enrique was being paranoid for the most part. He did have a few laughs and giggles with her over the past few months, and while he wasn’t a fool to think they were best buddies now, she shouldn’t want to eliminate him as things are right now.

“Mhm…”

Enrique made a decision.

“I have to get close to her.”

He could make countless countermeasures, this and that, here and there, but unless he killed her – which he didn’t want to, for no reason – then it would be impossible to stop a mind reader like her.

“Should I just seduce her?”

[“Can you? Heh.”]

It shouldn’t be hard. In fact, she may be willing to play along, thinking that letting him play with her body for a bit would make him more prone to keep his promise. The question was: what was the point?

Sure, he would get to bang those curves that he wanted to bang, but what after? Emma Frost was as old as Charles and Magneto, one had to remember, and they were old fossils. She looked young and hot, but she was an old lady — so she had seen and had enough sex, it wouldn’t conquer her.

“Conquer isn’t the goal though.” a part of himself said.

True. Pleasure would lower her guard and make her more amicable; given they didn’t really have any serious beef between each other, that pleasure alone may be enough for her to change any odd plans she may have for him. Moreover, if he gave the best sex she of her life, she may just want to maintain a friendly relationship with him for future sessions.

Being Friends with Benefits with a rich, mind controlling woman did seem helpful.

While Enrique wasn’t confident enough mind break a Telepath with sex, he was confident enough to make her century-old body moan and shudder more than ever. Maybe he should give it a try.

“Alright then. Diamond cheeks it is.”

It’s not like he was going to meet her right away, more so since she was clearly pissed at him. He had some other stuff to do, meet with Peter, say hi to Felicia, and wave off some SHIELD pricks that he was sure would be coming to meet him soon.

However, banging Emma Frost was the interlude to his Sebastian Shaw act. He just had to time everything right, because this woman may be too prideful to fall for his tricks.

While snickering and planning grimly, Enrique walked into Anna’s room, with the innocent intention to test out his new powers.

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