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  • Cole's got one mighty appetite for BBQ and whiskey and can down a whole ton of both in a short amount of time if he's hungry enough. The combination really starts to make Cole nice and gassy once he's good and filled up.

  • Any time Cole burps, they're deep, full-throated belches that you can just feel rattling from his chest.

  • They don't tend to be long, but almost always forceful and heavy-sounding.

  • When Cole is completely stuffed, he'll slump back with his belt undone then burp so hard that you can practically feel it in the ground.

  • When he gets a big one like that out, his response is a simple, "Grruuoohh...dang...." as he pats his belly heartily before rubbing it up and down.

  • The combo of so much BBQ and booze simmering in his gut means he's gonna be letting out quite a few of those big ones throughout the night, but few as big as that first monster he lets out.

  • Cole will throw his head back, burp forcefully, huff and hit his chest with an "Mph..just as smoky comin' back up, heh..."

  • If he's just casually nursing his bulging belly and a rolling burp rumbles out of him, he may just grunt or mutter a, "Oof! Pardon..."

  • When he's really bloated, most of the time, when Cole burps, he just huffs and pats his belly in satisfaction. Only commentary tends to come if it's a really big one or if it tastes funny coming up.

  • But Cole's also a huge drinker and has gotten absolutely smashed on several occasions.

  • When Cole's really drunk, his belches become especially raunchy and throaty-sounding. And they get a little sloppier too because of how loose he is.

  • When Cole's plastered and his usually firm stomach is pushing out a little from all the booze he's guzzled, he'll lean against the counter, let out a meaty belch, then smack his chest hard and knock loose another, lengthier burp right after that first one.

  • If he's chugging an entire mug down in one go, he'll lean back as beer dribbles down his chin, then slam his empty mug on the counter, gasp heavily, and punctuate the completion of his drink with an absolutely MASSIVE belch, one that came from the deepest depths of his beer-filled gut.

  • His response after beer-burps is just to sigh and mutter, "Ahhh, now that right there's the good stuff..."

  • He'll occasionally hiccup loudly and then give a raunchy burp right after, then grunt and palm his chest, mumbling, "Ooh, may have a lil too much-HIC!-oof, fuel in the tank..."

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