Wendy's Weenie Roast. (Patreon)

Three teens sat in the woods, on a warm August night. It was dark. Real dark. But that's what happened when the sun went down.

Until Wendy got the fire lit, that is. "There we go!" She exclaimed as the logs in the fire pit finally ignited after a good 20 minutes of trying.

The teens had decided to camp out into the woods for a little teen rebellion. Which just meant that their parents didn't know where they were. Wendy was relieved that things had gotten chill enough that she could comfortably hang out with Tambry and Robbie as a couple without things getting awkward, considering her past with Robbie. It was nice that they could all be friends again.

"Aren't you like, some kind of wilderness-lumberjill expert?" he rolled his eyes. "How'd it take you so long to get a fire going?" So much for 'nice to be friends.'

"Hey, I didn't see you helping!" Wendy sniped back.

"Oh leave him alone, Wendy." Tambry interrupted, finally looking up from

her phone."You know how he gets when he's hungry."

"Alright, alright, let's eat." Wendy reached into the cooler, pulling out a pack of hot dogs and a few skewers, which she passed around to everyone.

Wendy skewered her hot dog long-ways on her skewer, as did Tambry, but

Robbie opted to skewer his horizontally, into the side of the hot dog.

"Hey, Robbie, don't do it like that," Wendy suggested. "It's just gonna fall off."

Robbie of course, not wanting to listen to anyone, contradicted her. "It's fine like this, Wendy! This is how I always do it, it cooks better!" He insisted, holding it out over the flames.

...And then promptly fell in the fire.  Robbie scowled. Wendy snort-laughed.

"That's what you get for being such an asshole to Wendy." Tambry scoffed.

"And I thought you were used to handling a wiener all the time!" She made a jerkoff motion in the air with her free hand.

"Shut up!" He growled back. "Wendy, gimme another one."

Wendy, barely holding back a laugh, reached into the cooler again, but this time, pulled out a can of Vienna sausages and held them in his face. "Here, try these Robbie, this is probably closer to the size of the weenie you're used to handling." He scowled and turned red, as both Wendy and Tambry let loose with cruel laughter.

"Both of you shut the fuck up! You know that's not true!" Robbie turned red. Wendy making fun of him was one thing, but even his current girlfriend was ganging up on him!

"Come on Robbie, you can't be in that deep a denial." Tambry scowled. "Wendy and I have both had sex with you and we agreed you have the smallest dick either of us has ever had to deal with."

"You were talking about my cock behind my back!?" Anger and humiliation were obvious in his voice.

"Duh, girls share everything!" Wendy stated as if it were obvious.

"Especially embarrassing sex secrets!" Tambry added.

That made Robbie's blood run cold. "You didn't tell her about..."

"Ooh, not yet!" Wendy smugly smirked, already knowing what he meant. "Tambry, do you wanna hear how I managed to put up with Robbie's little disappointment for so long?"

"No, but tell me!" Tambry insisted. "It would be nice to actually cum for once without having to do it myself!" She groaned. Robbie was stunned with humiliation.

"Actually, rather than tell you, I'll show you!" Wendy reached into her backpack... and pulled out a massive, realistic, purple strap-on.

Tambry IMMEDIATELY cackled, triggering Wendy to do the same. Robbie's color shifted from red to pale white. He thought he'd seen the last of that thing...

"When he wore this, it was like I was actually getting fucked with a dick, and not a tater tot!" Wendy howled with laughter.

"Damn Wendy, how big is that thing?" Tambry looked at it with genuine excitement.

"Nine fucking inches!" She blurted, an almost dream-like quality to her voice.

"Holy fuck..." Tambry sighed, imagining how much more satisfying that would be.

I... uh..." Robbie tried meekly to interrupt. "I don't wanna wear that again..."

"Oh, you're wearing it," Tambry stated bluntly. "Unless you prove you can satisfy me without it."

"Y-yeah! I totally can!" Robbie tried to feign some kind of confidence.

"I sure hope so..." Tambry narrowed her eyes. "Cause if you can't, I'll be the one wearing it!"

Wendy collapsed with laughter. "Your choices are either admit your cock's too small to fuck girls, or surrender your masculinity or get pegged!"

Robbie sank. This was NOT how his camping trip with two cute girls was supposed to go...

Tambry's face broke out in a rare smile. She was either gonna finally have a satisfying sex life or turn Robbie into her bottom bitch. Either way, it was a win for her.

Wendy laughed as she doused the fire. She didn't know what was gonna happen, but the noises that came from Tambry and Robbie's tent were gonna be VERY interesting tonight...