Fun With Fairies. (Patreon)

Ned sat at his computer desk, staring at the hentai on the screen. 2D girls were all he had. Despite his massive, foot-long dong, the socially awkward nerd was far too shy to ever get the attention of a real, physical woman.  A shame, because he was confident he could absolutely wreck a chick with his twelve inches of fury. 

    "Man, I wish that I could know what real coochie feels like..." He sighed out loud to no one, his mighty erection still throbbing. 

    Just then, as if an answer to his prayers, sparkles of light formed around his room, which soon converged in front of his face to form the shape of a woman, albeit a foot-tall woman. 

    "Greetings, Ned!" She spoke in a cartoonishly high voice. "I'm a fairy who heard your prayer!" 

    "I think I'm probably dreaming, or drunk..." Ned replied.

    "Nonsense! I'm here to grant your wishes!" His fairy companion answered. "Us fairies are very sensitive to the wishes of the innocent!" 

    "And by 'the innocent, you mean...?" Ned asked, hoping the answer wasn't obvious.

    "Virgins, duh!" She answered, with zero sensitivity for his feelings. "So, you wanna get laid or not??"

    "Of course I do! But how do we, er..." Ned danced around the words. "It'd be like cramming a kielbasa in a pencil sharpener." 

    "Well, I can try this!" 

    The fairy grabbed hold of his throbbing boner, and began expertly dancing and twirling upon it, like a stripper on a pole. She squished it between her breasts and ass cheeks, twerking on the erection that was bigger than she was. Ned, being an inexperienced nerd, shot a load all over the floor in no time! 

    "Satisfied?" She asked, smirking. 

    "Well, uh," Ned stammered. "It doesn't really count as losing my virginity, does it? I didn't even... stick it in, you know?"

    The fairy sighed. "Well, this thing is bigger than I am! Can't expect me to stuff it in!" She then switched to an expression of pondering. "Hmmm..."

    A moment later, a light bulb went off. "Ooh, I know!" The fairy produced a magic wand and tapped it against the side of Ned's boner. Instantly, it began to shrivel and constrict down, shrinking to a comically miniature nub.

    "H-hey!!" Ned protested. "What's that for?!" The fairy rolled her eyes. "Duh, I shrank it down into something that I can actually take!"

    "Oh..." Ned nodded. "Maybe warn me next time!"

    The fairy simply hiked up her skirt, spread her legs, and hovered down onto the freshly shrunken cocklette. 

    Ned went limp, groaning with pleasure. He knew it would be good, but he never dreamed coochie would feel THIS good, it was almost like heaven. Moments later, he fired another load inside his fairy companion.

    Realizing her job was complete, she rose back up and smiled at him.

    "Good job, stud~" She teased. 

    "Thanks..." He panted, not detecting the sarcasm. 

    "So, can you put it back?" He asks when he catches his breath.

    "What?" The fairy cocks her head.

    "Y'know, put my dick back to the size it was?"

    She scoffs. "Ugh, you mortals don't know the first thing about magic! Fairies can only shrink stuff, not grow it!"

    Ned went white. "Wh-what!?"

    "Yeah, sorry, you'll have a little clit-dick for the rest of your life, but hey, at least you got coochie!"

    The fairy disappeared in a sparkle of light, a faint giggling echoed as she faded out...