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"Everything in order?" Jessica asked Sarah with a smirk.

"Everything's a go," Sarah replied with an equally smug look. 

"And you're SURE about this?" Jessica asked with an eyebrow raised.

Sarah nodded. "The dick pick he sent me speaks for itself."

The home team, the Stallions, squared up with their decades-long rivals, the Hornets. The air was electric in the gym.  With a playoff game between two rival schools at a tie going into halftime, how could it not be? And of course, the Stallions' cheerleaders had cooked up a scheme to completely destroy their most bitter competitors in a stunt that would go down in history as one of the all-time greatest.

The halftime buzzer sounds, the score still dead even. The alpha cheerleader and her lieutenant led the rest of the squad onto the field for the legendary stunt. They took their places and began their usual routine, but with creatively different words for their cheer.

"We're the Stallion Cheerleaders, it's true! And we've got a special warning for you!" They began in harmony, bouncing around. The crowd looked confused, this wasn't what the Stallions usually did at halftime.

"Our Stallions are known for just one thing, giant cocks our girls are worshipping!" They belted out, to cheers of approval from the Stallions side of the crowd. 

"But the Hornets need to bring a ringer, their captain has a TINY STINGER! Not only does he suck at sports, there's extra room inside his shorts!"

Laughter erupted from the Stallions fans, but the Hornets fans jeered and booed. Just as the uproar was settling down, two of the stronger, thicker cheerleaders started dragging the Hornets' captain to the middle of the gym where the performance was going on.

"Before you get all mad and whiny, we'll prove to you his dick is tiny!" The squad cheered as Sarah and Jessica flipped in the air, landing on either side of the restrained Hornets captain and pulling down his shorts with rapid motion, exposing him to the crowd. Sure enough, the cheerleaders had been telling the truth; the crowd erupted in laughter at the acorn-sized nub they were presented with. Even the Hornets fans, and hell, even his fellow players, couldn't help but laugh.

He tried desperately to scramble away and pull his shorts up, but it was too late, everyone had seen everything. 

"Stallions can hit our g-spots, Hornets are shrimpdick quick-shots!" The cheerleaders finished the final blow, dismounting the stage. Sarah and Jesica smirked at one another, their plan went off without a hitch. 

With a demoralization like that, there was no way the Hornets could ever recover enough to beat them in the second half...