Zatanna's "Big" Show. (Patreon)

Zatanna took a bow as the crowd showered her with applause. It was nearly the end of the show and it'd gone amazingly well. The new locked-cabinet escape trick had blown them away, and it was just about time to bring the show home with one last big showstopper.

"Thank you, thank you all!" She stood back up with an anticipatory smile. This was her favorite part, the grand finale, it never failed to kill the crowd.

"For my final magical feat this evening, I'll need a very special volunteer. I need a gentleman from the audience who has an enormous penis!" 

The crowd burst into laughter, but Zatanna remained straight-faced. 

"It's no joke, ladies and gentlemen!" She explains. "I need a man with a long, thick python in his trousers." She cracked a smile. "Though I mean, after all, doesn't every woman?" 

This got another round of laughter from her audience as a man from the middle of the theater stood up, apparently volunteering.

"Ooh, looks like we have ourselves a volunteer. Let's just hope he meets the qualifications." Zatanna hummed as he made his way up on stage. "What's your name, dear?"

"Chad." The volunteer stated confidently.

Zatanna gave a haughty stage laugh. "Oh, of course, it is, darling."

She turned to face the crowd and speak in their direction, ensuring her voice carried.

"So tell me, Chad, just how big ARE you?" She beamed. 

Without missing a beat, Chad answered. "Nine inches." 

The crowd murmured and a few ladies in the back hooted. Zatanna was of course impressed. 

"Nine inches, wow! Quite the impressive endowment, or so you say." 

"What, you think I'm making it up?" He confidently retorted, smiling out of the corner of his mouth. "I definitely got the goods. Bitches like you always squeal for a cock like mine."

Ever confident and eager to prove it, Chad goes to unbutton his pants, but the magician interrupts him.

"Ah ah, not just yet, lover boy." She faux-scolded. "And I don't appreciate being called a bitch! But don't worry, you'll get your chance to show it off in due time..."

Zatanna removed her black satin top hat as the women in the crowd hooted and cheered at the assurance they'd get to see a monster package.

"Nine inches, would you say, looks something like..." She fishes into her top hat for a moment, until she eventually retrieves what appears to be a large, detailed, realistic dildo, albeit one that depicted a flaccid penis. "..this?"

The crowd laughs at the floppy sex toy object. Chad, however, was unmoved. "When it's soft, sure. Gets a lot bigger hard."

"Oh really? We'll just have to test that theory!" Zatanna eagerly explains as she takes a long, slow drag of her tongue over the dorsal side of the cock she held, which miraculously began to twitch to life with arousal. 

Chad grunted a little bit. Was it possible this lewd display was getting to him already? Or was Zatanna's magic at work doing something much more complex?

She wrapped her lips around the now half-erect shaft, smearing her ruby-red lipstick all over it as the cock quickly stiffened. With a final swirl of her tongue around the tip, Zatanna re-presented the now throbbing erection.

"Something more like this?" She coyly inquired.

"Uhh, uh-huh..." Chad nodded, both concerned and aroused. There was no doubt about it in his mind now, somehow Zatanna was magically linking that dildo to his cock. Everything that she did, he felt. And boy, was she an expert at cocksucking, because he was about to blow. 

"I have quite a talented mouth, wouldn't you say?" She smugly smiled. "Why don't you tell the audience how good it is?"

"Y-yeah..." He admitted; the cocky bravado he had a moment ago now seemingly gone. "I-I can feel everything she's doing." The crowd gave another murmur of interest at this revelation but weren't entirely convinced

The magician must have sensed how close he was because she gave him a knowing glare before initiating a long, slow lick up the underside of the dong in her hand. 

With a groan, Chad's knees wobbled as a dark stain appeared on the crotch of his jeans.

"Ooh, that was quick!" Zatanna winked. "I'm sure you're used to women telling you that though."

An uproarious wave of applause and laughter erupted from the audience, who now seemed to get how the trick worked. 

"So, you think I somehow enchanted this dildo to make him feel whatever I do to it?" She inquired of the utterly emasculated Chad.

"Of course it is, what are you talking about?" He was utterly confused. 

"Ohh, no no, dear, you've got it all wrong." She grinned, producing a wand that she pointed at his waist. With a flick of her wrist, she pointed it downwards, and, magically, Chad's trousers were tugged to the floor. Much to his surprise, and to the audience's gasps, his package was nowhere to be found. A smooth, featureless, Ken-doll crotch was all he had to display. 

In horror, he covered his neutralized crotch with his hands with a scream. The audience emitted a mixture of surprised murmuring and howls of laughter.

"Give it back!!" Chad demanded, bright red with his hands between his legs.

"Oh, why should I do that?" Zatanna teased with a fake pout. "You're rather... cocky about it. Haha! And you called me a bitch. Seems like you could stand to learn a lesson."

"Please!!" He whined, still hiding his shame.

"Oh, fine..." Zatanna turned back to the crowd. "What do you think folks, should he get his dick back?

The audience cheered and applauded in response.

"Okay then, Chad. Sounds like the audience is on your side!" She stuffs the erect cock back into her hat. "And so it is returned!" 

Chad moved his hands away to reveal his penis had in fact reduced to scarcely even a quarter of its original size. This of course prompted one final round uproar from the audience.

"Hey!!" He scowled. "Give it back for real!" 

"I told you, you need to learn a lesson!" Zatanna stated. "And to drive the point home..."

She pulled back her fishnet-clad leg behind her and then let it loose, planting the top of her foot firmly in Chad's now teeny-tiny balls, causing him to collapse to the floor as the curtain fell amidst thunderous applause. Zatanna took her final bow.

Another show well-done, and another misogynist punished.