Lovedroid II (Patreon)

"LoveBot Model D-3400 Custom Design active, master!" vocalized the sex droid eagerly. "How might I please you?" 

Her geeky otaku owner stared as his new possession whirred to life. She looked exactly like his waifu, 2B from Neir. He selected different personality options, though, for the sake of his ego. Her siver hair, her blindfold... and of course her thicc, curvy figure with hourglass hips, perfectly round rear, and of course, basketball-sized breasts. She was like a real-life translation of the exaggerated female forms that graced the anime posters which adorned his walls. And it was all his for the taking, in just a few minutes, he would be a virgin no more!

"Alright honey, let's get down to business..." He said, trying to sound like someone who had charisma. He unzipped his pants and presented his meager, virgin offering to his new bride, who, despite her blindfold, was able to sense it quite well. The android stared for a moment, blank-faced.

"Oh my, what a cute penis!" She exclaimed. But, um, are you sure you wouldn't prefer a nice handjob instead, master?" 

"Oh, no, I bought you so I could finally lose my virginity!" 

"It's just that..." the droid began, "My pleasure circuits were programmed to prefer a large, if not massive penis." She explained as delicately as she could. 

The otaku blinked. "What? That can't be right..." 

He shuffled, pants around ankles, to look at his android's paperwork. With horror, he looked down at the customization options that were included with his order. 

"Size Queen: Expresses delight when presented with big dicks, and passive-aggression when presented with small dicks."