Danny and the Dong (Patreon)

Danny looked around the party. "Dash's Birthday Bash" read the banner over the doorway. Why the jock who bullied him for years would've invited him to his party was beyond him. Still, it was at least a good chance to chat with some of the girls. 

And speaking of girls, he noticed a ton of them. Valerie, Star and the rest of the cheerleaders, even Paulina. Wait a moment. He looked around to conclude that he was the only guy at the party. Even Dash himself was nowhere to be seen. ...What could that possibly mean?

Before he could come up with a satisfactory answer to that, however, the party's music changed to a familiar foreign-accented singer and a jungle drumbeat. Danny recognized it as the intro to "I'm Too Sexy." With realization, Danny turned his attention to the steps, as did all of the party's other attendees. 

Descending the steps, completely in the buff, was none other than Dash Baxter himself. The screams and cheers of the party's female guests drowned out the music. Dash was loving the attention, flexing his beefy arms, rock hard pecs, and shredded abs. Danny would be jealous of that sculpted physique if there wasn't something immediately more obvious to be jealous of: the monster python between his legs, dangling down to his knees. Even flaccid, he had over twice the dick-mass that Danny did throbbing hard.

"Oh, my goddd~" Star chirped with an aroused tremble in her voice. "I wanna get STUFFED with that thing...!" She stared up, biting her lip.

Danny felt an elbow in his ribs. It was, of course, Paulina. She did a two-finger gesture in front of his face. 

"Bet you wish you had a cock like that, huh Fenton?" She earned a round of giggles from the crowd that was within earshot. 

"He's got a kielbasa, you got a vienna sausage!" Valerie added. 

Danny understood now why Dash had invited him.