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Smollop - Mountain Charlie Grizzly Head

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Anonymous

"Eat the Brits" does have a nice ring to it.

Allison Linderkamp

I almost choked on my snack when Dave pulled the coins out of his head to pay.

Anonymous

This made my day. The solution to a shitty work day is always a surprise Dollop

Anonymous

Bear rhyme: Brown - lie down Black - fight back White - say goodnight I like white because if you meet a polar bear your dead as fuck.

Anonymous

Interesting. Mountain Charlie is buried in the big cemetery just on the other side of the hill from me. Will have to go pay him a visit.

Anonymous

A ranger up at Grouse mountain said that you shouldn’t run from a grizzly, it’s way faster than you. All you can do is roll into a ball to protect your head and vital organs….

Anonymous

oh and hope it isn’t hungry.

andrew golenski

Loved the edit of the editor reacting to the joke 😂

Anonymous

My neighbor up here in the same mountains gave me a book that had Mountain Charlie as one of stories. This book claimed that Mountain Charlie drove stage coaches, and was the most trusted and competent driver in the area, and upon Charlie’s death it was discovered that he was in fact a woman, who used a tobacco habit to put grit in their voice and hid this truth from everyone, including their live-in ranch hand and confidant. But I suppose that’s just a tall tale.

Anonymous

editor cameo was the highlight

Voclo

Growing up here in the PNW, it was always said that you should hold your arm out straight, put your thumb up and look down the length of your arm. If your thumb doesn’t completely obscure the bear, don’t bother running…it WILL catch you. ☠️

Anonymous

The pronunciation of the Irish counties at the start are so bad they are good!

Pale Centaur

This might be the first time my hometown of Redwood City has been mentioned in a Dollop, even if it was only in passing.

Anonymous

Not often we get a 2-for-1 on bad Irish place-name pronunciation 😂

Josh Ervin

Patreon for me sucks on an iPhone. I don’t know why videos won’t load but fuck it I don’t care. Hahha butt fuck it. I do. I don’t care if it sucks some times, and I do. I’ll gladly pay $5 to support Dave and GARETH. Not garry. No sleep till hippo!

Anonymous

I just looked at a first edition of The Little Father, it ends with Father asleep & we view him through the microscope that Michael uses. It's a mystery!

Anonymous

Pictures of Mountain Charlie’s gravestone posted to Instagram! Looking forward to the show in San Jose tonight!