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Anonymous

I LOVE RORY HELL YES

Ram Dent

HELL yeah

Anonymous

YES RORY

Pale Centaur

Wow, Gareth REALLY WAS that close on the date. That's really impressive.

Voclo

Rory is probably my fave Dollop guest EVER. I might have made an inadvertent squeak when I saw the guest this week….

Lyndsay Thompson

You guys drove me nuts every time you said Walth-um. Cuz we say it like the Massholes we are here - Walth-AM.

Lyndsay Thompson

Rory and Gareth always riff so well together. Now I’m gonna go listen to the 1904 Olympics episode for the hundredth time for their fancy German divers.

Paul Graham

I think the Dr might have been Sylvester Graham, inventor of the Graham Cracker and a man fearful of masterbation. Also, considered the father of vegetarianism in the US. Think there was a dollop about him way back in the day. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sylvester_Graham?wprov=sfla1

James Cook

Good to know the Boston Herald has always been this way

Douglas JM

"In a delicate situation/condition" is an older euphemism for pregnant, so I think the paper is saying that the escaped enslaved person had wrapped his men's clothing around himself to be more convincing as a woman.

Anonymous

"That was the fanciest I ever dove" Also the maniacal laughter 100/10

John Harwood

Totally agree, and I think it absolutely hilarious that his actual laugh is not that different from the “creepy laugh” bit in that episode

Anonymous

The "engine torch" may be referring to a drip torch. A drip torch is used to intentionally ignite fire by dripping flaming fuel, for example, in prescribed fire and to light back fires to stop wildfires from progressing.

Alanna

Yes. Also, the use of “sooty” as a descriptor, followed by plaited (braided) hair, and asking for “free papers” all indicated the “lady” was black. Contextually, unless there’s mention of a fireplace or fire, the word wouldn’t likely be used for a white person. Personally, I heard “sooty” and immediately thought “ashy.” A term today many Black folk (such as myself) moisturize religiously to avoid being called. Also, I chuckled, but kinda winced a bit during Gareth’s hair comb bit—thinking of Afro picks and adventures in detangling my curls. The ~30 minutes in mid-detangle arm break, the brush or comb snug in my hair and dangling from my head. Fun times. Speaking of combs, they can be—and historically were often—both functional and decorative hair accessories. Depending on what they were made of and the number of teeth, they could be as dangerous as hat pins.

Anonymous

I love Rory so much... adored his guest appearance on The Dollop for the 1904 Olympics shitshow and this new episode did not disappoint.

Anonymous

That’s what I was thinking. I’ve used one for prescribed burns. The mixture is half kerosine and gasoline or diesel. Watching 20+ acres ignite into a roar, then extinguish on its own, is amazing. All the “neighbors” near my friends ranch called him a dumb city boy and said he should just shred it (mow it with a tractor). But his land was the most green and lush in the following years.