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Anonymous

Ah, bueno.

Jesper Ohlsson

...I know it's hack to point out, but it's really a game of "what's the difference?" between early institutions ostensibly designed according to christian doctrine, and the "holding-a-flashlight-under-your-chin" popular idea of what must be going on in a place of satanic worship. As soon as I saw the topic I knew it would be a dive into systematic depravity. I think the only higher learning institution that has a darker vibe than american ivy-leagues would be UK boarding schools (which, as far as I know from trashfuture/britainology, is officially sanctioned places where you send your son to get raped and deal with that trauma in increasingly cruel ways, directed towards other people, as a professional adult). ...as much as "boarding schools of the UK" might be an interesting topic for a UK dollop run, it is probably too much of a bummer (even though it has helped me put into context why "the UK vibe" is so particularly strange).

Anonymous

Oh man, the onion tea brought back long suppressed childhood memories of "Zwiebelumschläge" (onion poultices) that would come out every time one of us had an ear infection. Chopped raw onion in a handkerchief, warmed up over a pot of steaming water, put over the ear and then fastened with an itchy headband or woolen cap. So you wouldn't just have an aching ear, but also a smelly, damp lump covering it. Awesome. Hope the tea wasn't quite as unpleasant as it sounds and actually helped!

James Proulx

My new favorite kind of morons are the people at baseball games that stand and remove their caps for the singing of God Bless America during the seventh inning stretch. It's not even the right song, dummy.

James Proulx

I hate that they do God Bless America at ballgames. I get that people wanted it in NYC right after 9/11 but it's been twenty years. Can we stop with the fucking prayer service and the solemn memorials during a random game in August? Take Me Out to the Ballgame was awesome. People stand, they stretch, they sing along, often drunkenly. It's great. Been around forever. Just a ditty about a girl wanting to go to the ball game. Nope. Not anymore. You'll stand and pray and like it. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

Anonymous

Can confirm; that is EXACTLY how Stanford is now, Dave 😅🥺

Antipaganda

Roald Dahl made his story of English private school pretty funny, as well as conveying how horrible it was. I think there's comedy there.

Anonymous

OMG! Me too. This idiot woman behind me at a game on 4th of July started screaming about those of us not standing were not American enough to be there. Minor league game, we have season tickets, so I went to get an usher to ask her to cool it. She got nailed in the head with a fly ball instead. Rest of the year…Take me out to the ballgame was the 7th inning stretch!

Zachary Hamper

Misconception, liberty caps prefer dead grass and are common in pastures due to the abundance of grass. Please don't eat mushrooms growing out of poop .

Anonymous

Gareth is a monster fucker confirmed? 🤣

Jesper Ohlsson

Sure; I don't doubt that it's possible to do. My immediate thought - though - is to wonder how much is omitted when someone re-tells their own story, for a variety of reasons. I think maybe my attitude about it is sorta modulated by a kind of "...man, who could possibly care anymore?" about the UK, ever since Brexit happened, and it became pretty clear that "being miserable" seems to be a genuine goal in and of itself. For all the faults the US has, it hasn't quite gotten as pervese as actively reveling in things being bad. So, I could take it or leave it as a topic. I feel pretty alright with letting the UK (or rather, England, actually) continue to aggressively slide into irrelevance, and have my fond memories of DVD-shopping in London in the 90's as a nice little memory. The vibe of the UK right now is having to spend a week at a grandparent who hates you no matter what, and it's basically only a matter of time before everyone's patience actually runs dry on that vibe.

Jay

Chuck Feeney is a good billionaire (emeritus).