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Smollop - Crazy Crab (Patreon)

Published:
2022-09-07 10:15:23
Imported:
2022-11

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Smollop - Crazy Crab

This is classic Dollop fare

Comments

Anonymous

I listen to the 101.5 KGB morning radio station every day here in San Diego! Love hearing you guys make fun of it ha! BTW totally not Russian disinformation

jess

This is murdering me via my tendency to both empathize for inanimate objects and feel vicariously embarrassed for others 😭

jess

Lou Seal (nods approvingly in Arrested Development)

Nixper

Fucked up that dad punched Gary

Tim Kocher

A+++++ Smollop

David Ramer

Baseball Dollops > Everything

Justin Riddle

Gareth forgot to ask Dave about the TV show idea he had,

Lyndsay Thompson

I can relate to this crab. As I told Gareth once after a show, playing a mascot/costumed character, especially when you just have to mime and can’t speak, is one of the weirdest experiences ever. I’m in an inflatable Nickelodeon costume at a kids event, I got a kid behind me using all his energy to try and pop the costume with his fists, and a group of kids around me debating what life form was inside the costume. It was decided I wasn’t human. At one point I got overconfident and tried to dance but your vision is so small and the costume so big to maneuver, I tripped over a baby stroller while trying to moonwalk.

RA_Scott

That crab. Nope nope nope. I don't know what the Phillie Phanatic is, but I'll take that weird ass thing over that obviously LSD laced googly eyed pancake every damned time. That thing is the thing of nightmares. Man, I love the baseball episodes!

Seanbob Kelly

I love tacos. Clouds are fluffy!

Anonymous

Fucking great story guys.