10,000 Patreon Goal! (Patreon)

We're trying to collect more Dollheads! We've been hovering around 8,000 Dollheads for a while now. It's time to pump those numbers, folks.

If we reach 10,000 Patreon members we're going to do something we promised a long time ago: We will do audio and video commentary for two Steven Seagal movies!

Spread the word and vote below. We'll watch the top two movies in this poll! We know there's plenty of Steven Seagal movies that you want us to watch. But we've narrowed it down to these choices. "But what about (insert Steven Seagal movie)?!" No. If you comment that you will make Luke cry again. You don't want to make Luke cry again, right? Exactly.