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Teach a man to Filet-O-Fish....

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Teach a man to Filet-O-Fish....

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Allison Linderkamp

I burned my ass going down a McDonald's metal slide in a dress in the Texas sun.

Evelyn Lhea

my local still has one, just the jungle gym part, and every time i see it all i think is "yeah that's like germ central" lol. i see them sweep but you know there's kids in there licking stuff

Pauline S

Yall are missing out on my FOF

Angrycripple

Jesus fuck I started viewing in a tab, and then kept listening as I worked in another tab. I came back and Ronald's demon eyes bored into my soul and I legit screamed.

Sara P

I’ve been told before that I was burned on a slide as a young kid but I have no memory of it and I never knew the details. This prompted me to ask my mom for more info, and sure enough, it was at a McDonald’s! It would’ve been sometime in the early to mid 90s. Apparently they removed the slide and paid my medical bills which I wouldn’t have expected.

Natalie Rees

I remember getting in that hamburger jail thing and other kids would come up and I’d be trapped because so many kids would be up there. I would be in there just sweating and freaking out. Good times.