Spike and Faye, Genderswapped! (Cowboy Bebop) (Patreon)

Commission for Pagememore on Deviantart. Concept and dialogue by commissioner.

Spike Spiegel and Faye Valentine are caught up in a stolen DNA altering machine, finding themselves transformed into "Upgraded" opposite gendered versions of themselves...

Ed : Don't you worry! Edward will fix this! Right after Edward takes a nap. Edward sleepy...

Faye: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BRAT! You can't leave us like this! God, how do you men live with this... THING between your legs?

Spike: You know... this actually might be useful in capturing that Crimson Cassidy bounty. No way he'd recognize us like this.

Jet Black : As weird as this is, Spike's right. And the two of you posing as Mars's hottest new couple? That's a damn easy way past the security at Crimson's club.

Faye: How the hell are you guys so calm about this?!?!

Spike: Eh, I've been through worse. Besides, we desperately need the Woolongs.

Jet Black (Off Screen): Hey, just because Spike's a hotter woman than you were doesn't mean you get to yell at us...

Faye: Shut it, Jet!