Spider-Hulk: Ragnarok Pt. 4 (Patreon)
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The continuing adventures of Peter Parker, Spider-Hulk and queen of Planet Hulk.
Peter returns to Earth, surprising his fellow heroes with his/her new curvaceous Hulk form. Having enjoyed Sakaar's finest foods, Peter curves have grown bigger and softer, but haven taken a toll on his former lean and athletic form. Seeing this, Steve Rogers/Captain America has offered some help to the plump former web slinger.
Cap: You aren't going to able to slim down again to something resembling your old body if you can't complete at least ONE sit-up, soldier! This is unacceptable for an Avenger!!! You look like Mae West after I saw her attack a cake factory!!! Tense those abs! Focus your breathing!! Squeeze!!! I believe in you!!
Spider-Hulk: Eeeerrgh!! I'm trying, Cap! But this is really hard when I jiggle everywhere now. I mean, look!! See how big n' soft my boob are! And how thick my thighs & ass have become! And this belly just WOBBLES every time I try to bend over! See? Feel that! It's I'm made of green jello!
Cap: Uh, yeah...It's...terrible.
Spider-Hulk:: Siiiigh. All we're doing is getting sweaty together. Hmmmm. Maybe I could do with some SPECIAL motivation, and we could try something else to tone this plump little butter-belly of mine...?"
Cap: What did you have in mind?
5 minutes later...
Spider-Hulk: OH!!! OHHHHH!!! YEASHHH!!! Hnnngh!!! Well, heh, I'm not getting better at sit-ups, but man, my keghals are firming up nicely! Oooh, thanks for being my partner today, Steve! I feel great!!!
Cap: Less joking, and -unh, cripes you have a grip in there!- more squeezing, Peter! I see I'm going to have to give you LOT more motivation!!!
Spider-Hulk: [giggles] Sir, yessir!! Every inch, sir!!! I need to -aaaahn!!!- do LOTS more reps with you!!!...Wooow, this really is America's dick; I always thought was Florida....Say, uhm, Cap, do you have a girlfriend?
Cap: Not since 1944.
Spider-Hulk: Oh good. I am REEEEEALLY getting into older men lately...
Concept and dialogue by MaskedMarmoset.
Commission for MaskedMarmoset: https://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/maskedmarmoset/profile