🏓 CHALLENGE! What do you think of to avoid a boner? XD (Patreon)

Heyho, you funky sexy erection expert!

Today, I have a little creative challenge for you!

Yeah, I know - who would want to avoid having a wonderful, gorgeous, eager and sturdy boner, right?
Well, imagine a situation where you don't want to get hard at all costs! Your life depends on it! A hungry wraith will turn you into an undead if your love rocket gets hard!

🍆   🌽   🍆  What do you think of to avoid getting hard?  🍆   🌽   🍆

Let us know in the comments!

The funnier, crazier or weirder your idea, the better :)
Best 6 comments get into the game!!

Get your creative juices flowing and stay funky,
Dez