🎯 Poll: Measure with Pleasure, Step One (Patreon)

Heyho, my funky sexy fellow scientists!
Today, we need to work together on one of the most promising new fields in science - the Measure with Pleasure program.
Why not have fun while gathering your data?

Step One is measuring an object's hardness grade.

I need your expertise:
Is it better to let Beatrize perform the nipple test, using her sensitive nipples to determine the hardness grade of Franco's skin?
Or would you deem the squeezing test more appropriate for the task?

Both deliver precise values, but only the winner will be featured in the ❤️ SEXtended Edition ❤️of Quidget the Wonderwiener 2.0!

Let's shape the future of science together!
Stay funky,
Dez