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Trigger #005: The PINK Pill (Updated)

Edible Class: A small pink pill that genderbends anyone that ingests it. Invented by Dr. Emilia Lovelace. Sold over the counter for $63 per pill by MOM Incorporated at most pharmacies (Included for FREE with cost of membership at your local Reasonable Wishes Clinic). Also comes in BLUE and PURPLE flavors for female to male and non-binary users.

Transformation Type: Transformation of Gender.

Threat Level: Varies. Popular and relatively cheap method of transitioning for those lucky enough to have crossed the Veil, as well as a method for people to experiment with gender. However, it has also become popular among pranksters, who have now developed a method of buying pills in bulk, crushing them up, and dispersing them in powder form, transforming a victim against their will. This is commonly known as "Blowing A Kiss." This high concentration of powderized PINK is permanent and also affects clothing (for some reason I'm still trying to figure out...)

Subject: Ryuko "The Red Panda" McCormick, F, 20, formerly Ryuji McCormick, M.

From the text chat of Ryuko and her best friend Arjun "AJ" Mallick, M, 20.


AJ: u sure you're ok?

Ryu: Yeah man, why wouldn't I be?

AJ: Those bullies blew that powder in your face and you turned into a chick, dude! Just because they thought you'd "helpless" like that. I mean, it didn't help them at all, but still...

AJ: Doesn't that... bother you?

Ryu: Eh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ryu: If someone's picking on you, it doesn't matter if I'm a guy or a girl, I'll still kick their ass. (ง'̀-'́)ง

Ryu: As long as I can throw a punch I don't really care what I look like, man.

AJ: Seriously? But like... you're shorter than me now!

Ryu: Well, I'm not gonna be grabbing anything off the top shelf anytime soon, but at least I don't need to break my neck leaning down to talk to you anymore, haha.

Ryu: Besides, I look less scary like this, so I've actually gotten alot more popular on campus.

Ryu: Like... SCARY popular, actually. I've had to beat up a few guys who wouldn't take the hint, haha...

AJ: Ryu... I'm so so sorry...

Ryu: Why are YOU sorry?

AJ: Because it's ALWAYS been like this! I get picked on because I'm short, because I stutter, because I like "girly" shit.

AJ: And then you step in and end up taking all these hits for me!

AJ: And this time they went so far as to change your whole fucking GENDER, dude! And like always you act like it's no big deal just so I won't feel guilty!

AJ: Maybe... maybe you'd just be better off without me.

Ryu: Dude, fuck that!

Ryu: Srsly, all this gender role crap is all bullshit! So what if you're short and shy and like sewing instead of monster trucks or whatever?!

Ryu: That doesn't make you any less of a man!

Ryu: And just because I'm a 4 ft 11 cutie with tits bigger than my HEAD doesn't mean I can't still SUPLEX a motherfucker!

Ryu: It's not YOUR fault that THEY chose to be pricks, ok?

Ryu: And it's also not your fault when my dumb ass gets a black eye from a right cross I should have seen coming a mile away.

Ryu: You're my best friend, Arjun, ok?

Ryu: So quit it with all the crazy talk.

AJ: You're right, sorry.

Ryu: AND STOP SAYING SORRY, DUDE!

AJ: Right...

AJ: So what now?

Ryu: Well now we go to the mall and you help me shop for bras.

Ryu: It's gonna be hell finding something in my size...

AJ: WHAT?!?!

Ryu: What "what?"

AJ: WHY ME?!

Ryu: Why not you? It's just underwear, dude. Remember the time I needed to buy new boxers after that waterballoon fight? Why's this different?

AJ: BECAUSE YOU'RE A GIRL NOW, DUDE! WHAT IF I ACCIDENTALLY SEE YOU NAKED?

Ryu: ... do you want to see me naked...?

AJ: OF COURSE NOT!

Ryu: Why not? Am I not cute enough for you...? இ ^ இ

AJ: No! That's not what I meant!

Ryu: So you DO want to see me naked? >:3

AJ: YES!

AJ: WAIT, NO!

AJ: WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?!

Ryu: Haha, this is fun. c:

Ryu: I feel like I just unlocked a new moveset in a fighting game or something.

AJ: Oh, you're just teasing me, haha

AJ: For a second there I thought you were flirting with me for real or something

AJ: Phew

Ryu: I was

AJ: Teasing me?

Ryu: No, I was flirting with you

AJ: WAIT, WHAT?!

Ryu: Yeah dude.

Ryu: I like you.

Ryu: Like, like you, like you.

Ryu: It kinda clicked for me after I turned into a girl and stuff.

Ryu: And isn't like, "boyfriend" the next level of "best friend" if you think about it?

Ryu: No deeper bond than a guy friend turning into his other guy friend's girlfriend.

AJ: WHAT?

AJ: WHAT?!

AJ: WHAT?!?!?

Ryu: Dude, just chill out, everything's gonna be just fine, ok?

Ryu: I'm gonna come over and explain everything in person.

Ryu: If you know what I mean ;)   

Ryu: C u soon, k, cutie?  ( ˘ ³˘) <3

AJ: WHAT!?!??!?!?!?!?


(They proceeded to have a very wholesome sub-dom relationship.)


From the desk of

Mira Alcott

Head-Mistress of Transformations

(Special thanks to CrownCosmo for the suggestion, to my Test Readers, and to all of you for your support!)