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Long time since a poll!

I was brainstorming about one of my other stories and how I want to repurpose it as adult romance. Also I made the prince be a dragon because god knows I can’t have a pairing where one isn’t a huge monster 😔 

Updated designs for 2023! The last time I drew these two was 2020 wheeze

but here’s the part I’m stuck at: what sort of bits do I give the guard on the left?? For the purpose of shenanigans do I draw them with a dick or a puss? I can’t make up my mind either way! What do you prefer to see get wrecked by double dragon dicks lmao