Sneaking Beast (Patreon)

Went to the living room because heard the sound of people walking. Holding tight a baseball bat ready to hit anyone who sneaks in. Then saw a shadowy figure standing in the living room. Quickly pressed the light switch, and was surprised to see the figure of a naked hairy man.
"Hey, don't hit. It's me..."
"DAD...? What happened to you and why are you naked. I thought you weren't going home because you said you were going to a patrol meeting with the villagers."
"I can explain."