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I bought a vidya card because my old one was creaking and got a PC Battlefield V code with it.

Since I have no interest in Battlefield V, I'll give it away here to a random patron who sufficiently embarrasses themselves!

The terms are simple; reply to this post with who your favourite Vanilla Cookies waifu is and why. I'll check back later tonight and RNG the winner.

Bear in mind that this is for the PC version also the email I got says it's "while stocks last" so no guarantee it'll even fucking work, but oh well, just a wee bit of fun regardless.

EDIT: Winner decided! Code sent!

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Anonymous

I’ll enter for shits’n’giggles My contender; Tamara. Reasons: haircut, tomboy look, freckles, blonde, bodysuit and last, but certainly not least, the choking with the scarf thing from that comic you did. Also, the Halloween pumpkin thing.

Anonymous

Tamara is my favoirit waifu becuse she is hot and i also lik her!!! Im her hot orc boyfriend who thinks she is a bit weird but o well... plz tamara notice me orz

Austin_Of_The_Lake

Emi Summers is best waifu. Confident. Unmistakable design. And those blue eyes can kill. Also she is a scientist. What could be more attractive?

Anonymous

Kelana Rin. Jedi? Check. Blue? Check. FIT? Hell yeah DOUBLE CHECK.

Just Andy

Alright I'll enter as well. My pick is a tie between Sammie and Beth as the two share many qualities and their differences ultimately weigh the same on my book. Matter of fact, one headcanon of mine is that Beth is Sammie's avatar in an adult medieval MMO game.

Tail Chaser

Dear King - I’m ploughing your daughter. Clarrisa is the king’s daughter, If you’re caught with her, you’re up for slaughter But I’ll risk my chances And plan my advances ‘Cause bedding her is worth defying her father! Clarissa! Clarissa! Share me your bed Wrapped in the linens and ready to spread Clarissa! Clarissa! Please end my longing, ‘Cause I’ll probably be dead by morning… Whether she’s in armor with a sword in hand, Or in my bunk, tempting me with words that are banned I think of her with tissues ...I may have some issues And fucking her is one I demand! Clarissa! Clarissa! Share me your bed Wrapped in the linens and ready to spread Clarissa! Clarissa! Please end my longing, ‘Cause I’ll probably be dead by morning… With your beautiful long hair and blue glowing eyes Why you’re in my mind can’t be any surprise You’re petite and so cute With a cute ass to boot I love your breasts - they’re so bite-sized! Clarissa! Clarissa! Share me your bed Wrapped in the linens and ready to spread Clarissa! Clarissa! please end my longing, ‘Cause I’ll probably be dead by morning… I’m definitely dead meat by morning...

Bobomberman

Alenya because Twi'lek are rad.

Iscah Wynn

Beth because I was enamored by the thought of her having a larger room in the inn because of her propensity for knocking things over when she turns around in tight spaces.

minovsky1

My waifu is Sammie because glasses are my fetish and sling bikinis need to make a comeback.