Notable Modernisation (German girl Tg) (Patreon)

Legends speak about an object created by god capable of altering reality itself. In an attempt to reduce the amount of sorrow in the world, they decided to leave this artifact in the hands of humanity, always to appear in the hands of those who have reached the lowest points in their lives.

Naturally power like this is way too dangerous to fully leave in the hands of foolish humans without bringing the end of the world every single week. Yet when certain restrictions are added, that power can safely be entrusted to those who need it.

And now the time has come again for this item to show its might, having reached the next person in need. And its name is…

“The GF Note?” Archie read out loud, then started to inspect it. “Looks like a diary of sorts to me. Who the heck left this at my beach lounger?”

Indeed. Power without equal, all in the palm of this heartbroken individual. How to use the item is very simple too. Write the name of any existing person inside, then describe what kind of details you would like to change, and then…

“Hey! To whoever left this trash-level parody of the Death Note on my seat, screw off! I had a bad day and don’t need your crap today!” Archie stomped over to the nearest trash bin and threw the book inside. He stomped his way back to his pool lounger without even thinking about looking back, pulled out his phone and started texting the friend with whom Archie planned to meet up today.

Err… that’s not what's supposed to happen. What…? Why did he…? That's unlimited cosmic power packed into a book that can only bring you happiness. At least read the first page where everything is explained and… Ah! I mean…

Naturally, packing power like that in a little notebook is not imaginable in today's day and age. It's the digital age, everyone and their mother possess a smart device and rarely anyone is still willing to even consider writing in a diary, or a note for that matter.

That's why it was time for the GF Note to evolve, to upgrade itself, to become something that's appealing to the modern human, who spends over half their day in the world of online. To take a form that was much more convenient to use than simply putting text into a white notebook and imagining the outcome.

It needed to become…

“The GF App? What the heck is that?” Archie looked even more annoyed than before. An app had just suddenly installed itself onto his phone and then automatically opened itself, all without Archie even lifting a finger. “What kind of bullshit is this?”

“Welcome to the GF App, you cosmic source of earthly happiness.” The app spoke with a cheery feminine voice. “Design your own dream girl here, share her with anyone you want and watch your love life take a turn for the better.”

Archie had to stare at his phone for a little bit after that message, trying to slowly comprehend what the app just said to him. The screen now showed what looked like a character create menu, with tons of options and even a command prompt, that read ‘Insert details of your dream girl. Be as specific as you want.’

“What the heck?” Archie asked, looking at the thing a bit closer.

“What are you ‘what the heck’ing at?” Blake asked, patting his friend Archie on the back with a big smile on his face.

“Blake! Didn’t you just say that it would take you a few more minutes to get here?” Archie asked, giving a brief handshake to his good friend.

“Turned out the line was shorter than expected.” Blake laughed. “Now then, do you mind telling me what you are looking at?”

Indeed, the eyes of mere mortals cannot resist the temptation emanating from this new, godly application, though they would have no idea about it. Its evolved design was specifically made easy to use, intuitive and most of all, intriguing, which will pull in the attention of many more lucky unsuspecting patrons in the future.

“Hey man, you can’t just make a dream girl without giving her big bazongas. That just ain't how the world works.” Blake laughed, reaching over Archie's shoulders as he tapped a bit around on his phone.

“You act like boobs are the only thing that matters in a girl.” Archie replied.

“Says the guy that just found the thigh slider and cranked it to the max.” Blake giggled.

“I know. I have standards~” Archie started to laugh.

You can tell that both of them have already fallen into the clutches of the artifact, doing exactly what it wants them to do. They call it fun, the love no… app calls it life changing luck. Though they will find that out soon enough, that's for sure.

“So you are into blondes, eh?” Blake asked with a big grin on his face, though Archie only weakly sighed at that.

“Yeah… I… haaa…” Archie looked to the floor a bit defeated, before shaking his head. “I’ll tell you everything about Paula later. Have you figured out what that command prompt does?”

“I am thinking you just enter a sentence and the program does something with it? Let me try.” Blake took the phone out of Archie's hand and started typing. “Tries her hardest to be one of the cool girls, but cant help herself from falling into an Onee-sama Ara ara mode whenever she sees something adorable.”

“Wait. That actually worked? Let me try!” Archie took the phone back to write something himself. “Speaks german fluently.”

“You really like German, don't you, Archie?”

“Shut up. Yes I do, it sounds cool and I am in the middle of learning it.”

“A german Ara-ara Oneesama, eh? Lets make her tall to really sell that feeling~”

…I don't even need to say anything. Those two are basically running the show for me already. Let’s wait a bit longer until the two of them have finished their fun.

“Done. Quite the lovely lady we have created right here. Hehe~” Blake grinned at the preview of the girl the phone showed.

“And submit. Huh? Share it with a friend or enemy? What the heck?” Archie read the prompt out loud that the phone showed them next. The two of them briefly looked at each other, before Blake broke into laughter again.

“I might be no enemy, but I am a friend. Mind sending me the pic so that i can enjoy her too~” He asked, to which Archie simply shrugged his shoulders. “Sure thing. Aaaaand sent.”

“Thanks bud.”

The dreamgirl has been completed and the target has been chosen with that exact message. All that is left is to lean back and enjoy the show, and I will be right here guiding you through every step of the way.

“So yeah, you called me here for a reason, right? What happened between you and Paula?” Blake said as he took off his shirt, and then his shorts, revealing that he was already wearing his swimming trunks beneath all of that. Archie on the other hand just remained in his place, not changing at all.

“Yeah… to put it simply: Me and Paula are no more. She ended it today.” Archie sighed, looking even more discouraged than before. Blake on the other hand just nodded his head understandingly.

“With what happened recently I can't say I am surprised. Though it is a bit sad that it just ended like that.” Blake sighed, now also taking on a much more serious mood. “Wanna join me in the water? I am sure a cool head is exactly what you need right now.”

“Yeah. I just might need that.”

And just as the two boys climbed into the waters, the true power of the GF App bared its fangs for the first time today. The moment the water touched some of Blakes skin, almost all hair living on that place vanished without a trace. So when he took steps into the water, it was kind of hard to see, but at the very latest when his upper body and stomach were completely submerged in water, one could tell that something was amiss.

It didn’t take long for both of them to have completely climbed into the water and the moment they were completely inside, all of Blake’s skin was exposed, as no hair was left to block any type of view. It even looked like his skin got a bit of a softness and creaminess increase, though it was doubtful that either of them noticed. If Blake had a beard and it disappeared in front of their eyes, Archie might have noticed, but as it was now, this change flew completely under the radar.

Luckily this was not the only thing that was about to happen to our victims’ best friend…

“So what exactly happened that escalated the thing so much?” Blake asked, diving a bit away from Archie, before drifting near the surface and looking at his friend.

“I don’t exactly know. Ever since that last birthday party where that guy Johan flirted with her and I almost hit him for trying to kiss Paula, she has been acting very cranky around me.” Archie spoke. “Like she was very angry at me for that and would have rather that I didn’t stop him.”

“And you two talked about that today again?”

“Yes, though the conversation escalated even further then.”

As our poor protagonist tells the tale of his suffering, little did he know that hope was already on the way. And in a big package too. In such a big package in fact, that Blake’s body was actually not large enough to hold it all, so the GF App needed to help out a little.

By making his legs just a tad longer and then having him grow just a little bit more as a whole, the GF App quickly made Blake the exact height that they wanted their dream girl to be. Though why would Blake of all people be changing to that height, you might ask. You will find out in due time.

On the topic of his legs, there was another thing happening with them besides just lengthening and giving him a more attractive pair of legs. His thighs also started to dramatically inflate, not really taking away from the muscles Blake had from all his hard training, but rather enveloping and surrounding them, and just giving him a whole lot more plush on both of his legs.

“She was in a bad mood, I tried to cheer her up and Paula just exploded. She told me a bunch of things, a lot of them I don't even want to remember.” Archie sighed, sinking with his head under water, so that only his eyes remained outside.

“Hmm… I see.” Blake answered seemingly reading the room and trying to not be offensive, yet still being filled with curiosity. “Just making sure, what was the thing you said that made her explode?”

“I think the last thing I said before she went haywire was: Then why are you always so cranky when I am around?” Archie sighed, then continued. “Not the most smooth line, I know.”

“Yeah, that's something that can ignite a powderkeg.”

As our unsuspecting humans bring more about the happenings of Archie's lovelive to light, the GF App was not taking a break anytime soon, and has already started to work on the next section of Blakes body. Or rather sections.

This time, Blakes midsection seems to be gently squeezed more and more together, quickly giving the guy a comparatively tiny waist. Though all of that mass also needed to go somewhere, which his hips were there to gladly soak up everything and widen immensely, almost to the point of being double as wide as his waist. Though I guess both of those places worked in tandem for that.

And with a bit more padding to his behind Blakes lower body started to look quite feminine and quite familiar to those who were paying attention. Though the show was not over yet, as now something else very important was starting to happen.

“To be honest, the more I think about it, the less sense Paula is making to me.” Blake suddenly added pretty much breaking the silence between them, then looked into the air as he seemingly talked to himself. “I mean, the girl hurt you because you tried to be a good boyfriend. That doesn't make any sense.”

“Yeah, thats what I was thinking too…”

“And yet, she still shouted at you over basically nothing. This is so… gemein. A furchtbares girl.” Blake said, shivering himself.

“What did you just say?”

Though this time Archie pretty much instantly noticed what was happening as that slip of Blake’s tongue was hard to miss. Blake however was pretty much lost in his own little thoughts, as the GF App was also taking a few liberties to adjust some things in Blakes head as well.

Archie was still so shocked by his friend suddenly speaking some German words, that he missed how Blakes shoulders were narrowing just a tiny bit, while his arms and hands were shrinking as well, almost as if to make his whole frame less imposing. Well, masculine imposing, as Blake definitely gained more and more of what one needed to be considered feminine and imposing.

“Ich sagte, that this girl ist ein furchtbares girl!” Blake repeated, his voice sounding a lot higher than it was before.

And with every word he spoke his past was getting more and more eroded away, getting replaced by the almighty GF App with a much more fitting background.

“Sie acts all tough und als ob she überall und always was zu sagen hat! Complains about alles und denkt das die world sich nur um sie dreht! What a Tusse” Blake continued, his banter turning more and more into German complaining.

Archie could only stare at Blake as his face began to change shape and size. Eyes were getting bigger, the nose was getting smaller, his lips got puffier and his eyelashes a lot more pronounced. Even bright blonde color started to dye Blake’s hair from the roots up, causing it to also grow out immensely while they were cascading down into the waters more and more.

“B-Blake. What is…”

“Bin noch nicht done, Archie!” Blake retorted, not reacting to anything happening to him at all. “Die wagt es noch einmal meinen Schatz anzufassen, and I’ll personally zeig ihr wo der Hammer hängt! Grr… der will ich… ah… Schatz, das hast du wirklich nicht verdient…”

By now his hair was long into the waters and almost completely blonde, his face held almost no masculine trait anymore, making Blake already look a lot like a girl already. But the GF Note doesn’t just turn people into dreamgirls and call it a day. Oh no. It does more. So much more.

“Komm her, Schatz! Lass dich drücken!” Blake said, and with Archies limited understanding of German, he thought that Blake wanted a hug. Which at first he thought couldn't be right, until Blake just swam towards him and threw his dainty arms around him. And that was also the first time Archie really noticed the changes to the rest of Blakes body, especially with how tall Blake now was compared to himself.

In the loving embrace of his friend, a girlfriend was slowly and retroactively being born for Archie. You want to say that Blake was born in the USA? Not anymore, he hails from Munich, right from the middle of Germany.

“Blake! Something weird…” Archie tried to say, yet was stopped when in her embrace, two soft things started to press against his face with increasing force.

You think the two of them met in highschool and have been going into the same schools ever since then? In this reality the two of them met when Archie was on holiday in Germany and they have been in contact every day since then. And now the two of them go to the same college of linguistics, just like they have been before, with Blake being an exchange student from far far away, of course.

“B-blake! Your boobs! You have boobs!” Archie shouted, getting more nad more muffled in the ever growing mounds of his tall best friend. They just don’t seem to stop growing at all.

“Es ist okay. Genieße es einfach, solange du willst." Blake meanwhile seemed to not get the issue at all.

“Blake!”

“Blake? Wer ist Blake?”

Oh, and you thought the victim's name is Blake just like Archie did? Again, not anymore. This is Erika, a full blooded German lady with a very strong motherly side. And, of course in true GF Note fashion, a huge crush on our main character Archie.

Despite all the changes, Archie then decided to just ignore the situation and enjoy the moment, as Erika was really doing a great job at even calming the most raging storms with her loving embrace. So they stayed like this for a little while longer, before deciding to leave the pool for now.

“So you are Erika and you can speak german?” Archie asked, as the girl climbed out of the water, truly looking gigantic as he looked at her in her swimsuit from below.

“Oh. Was I speaking German again? I am sorry, Schatz. I have a hard time controlling myself when I get emotional.” She answered, shaking off the water in her blonde hair as she spoke. “But what is that question supposed to mean? Of course I am Erika and of course you are my Schatz! Nothing will ever change that. Not even Schlampen die ihr Maul einfach nicht halten können und meinen Schatz dann immer… Ah! I mean… Ahaha…Of course I am always there when you need me.”

“Okay… Now that I think about it, you kinda look exactly like the girl we just created on my… phone!” Archie said, swimming towards the edge and grabbing his phone on the side. Yet when he dried his finger and opened the phone, the GF App was nowhere to be found.

The GF Note has done its job and therefore is off to find the next person in need, ready to hand them to power to create the dream girl that could turn their life for the better. Let’s see if it managed to make Archie's life a lot better too, now that everything is over.

“You okay down there? You look… err… whats the english words for ‘niedergeschlagen’ again?” Erika asked, bending down a bit to look at Archie.

Unsure of how to react, Archie responded with. “Eh? I think you mean down? Like the phrase feeling down? Anyway enough about me, what exactly do you want to do now…?”

“What I want to do…? Hmm~” Erika smiled, then reached her hand out to help Archie out of the water. And she pulled him out with incredible ease, though then pulled him closer before he could react and said. “This is what I want to do~”

Kiss~

I would say its job was successfully mastered and a boy's life was significantly improved. Wouldn’t you agree?

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Even the most powerful artifacts known to mankind need to go through modernisation every once in a while. Upgrades people. German Upgrades!

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