A simple Wish, not hard to understand (Beastfolk Tg) (Patreon)

Jalira: Hello again, genie Jalira coming in from the Nagisa’s wish opportunity journalist service, welcome to the show. As you all know the highest of high priests of the goddess Nagisa recently had gotten the opportunity to climb what was essentially japanese mount olympus to meet up with their goddess in person to ask her a wish to change the world they are living in for the better in exchange for their humanity… and also their manliness from what I can tell.

Today I have a very special guest with me to interview who had an opportunity to make a wish like that. Please, introduce yourself~

Kiyomi: Finally! I was waiting for Nagisa to show her ass again!

Jalira: Eh?

Kiyomi: Wait, you are not Nagisa. That means that you are probably one of her subordinates or something. I don’t care. Please hand your boss a message for me: “I literally only wanted ONE SINGLE THING, how the fuck did you mess that up?!?”

Jalira: Err… I am sorry to disappoint, but I am only a news reporter on a mission to interview all the priests that got a wish from Nagisa. But i can promise that if you answer all the questions, that Nagisa will also definitely get to see it. So would you be willing to answer those questions for me?

Kiyomi: Fiiiiiine. What are those questions? They better be good ones.

Jalira: Well, alright. So the first question would be: To gain your wish from the goddess you had to reach the top world temple, which required a hike up to a pretty tall mountain. How did you do that and was it hard?

Kiyomi: Hard work and determination. It's really that simple. The moment I heard that I could get a wish granted, there really wasn't a question anymore if I go up that little hill. It was only a question of how fast. You know how it is. Motivation to get their dreams realized really pushes people up the greatest hills more than anything else.

And I just happened to use this feeling to get up the mountain and go to the top of world temple to meet this goddess who I can say definitely has some major hearing or understanding problems.

Jalira: I… see. Uhm… And how exactly did you get up the mountain?

Kiyomi: I worked hard for my dream. Then I worked harder for my dream. Then I worked so hard for my dream that you wouldn’t believe it. And then I finally had my dream in my grasp! I stood at the temple, confronted the goddess and made my wish! That's how I did it!

Jalira: Err… anyways, so what was that dream you wanted to be made real so badly?

Kiyomi: That you even need to ask that is an offense to mankind.

For decades we humans had one wish, deeply rooted in the very essence that made us, one wish that united us all more than anything else. War’s have broken out over it, many people have desperately tried to achieve it with experiments of all kinds, yet always without success. Even the internet, the place for all sorts of creativity was filled to the brim with imagery of our faraway dream, which was never reachable, until I achieved it. Or at least I should have achieved it, if that damn goddess didn't give her all to twist my words around like the uncultured swine she was.

Jalira: You… err… speak very harshly about a goddess who literally just granted you a wish. So what did you have to wish for and why did she twist your words?

Kiyomi: She made it sound like she was pleading. Stuff like “Please, your wish is not grandiose enough. You need to affect the world in a major way.”. As if wishing for Humanity's biggest dream to come true wasn’t thinking big enough!

Then she said stuff like “Hey, tell you want. I’ll make you super strong and powerful, because I know you like those types of girls.” and “I’ll make you into a mob boss powerful enough to do anything from the shadows.” just to make me budge, but that ain't happening. I told her that I would riot if she didn’t grant me this wish. There was no way of changing my mind and she should know that.

Jalira: Err… So you threatened a goddess…? Uhm… okay… so… What happened to you then due to your wish?

Kiyomi: I didn’t turn into a freaking cat girl, that's for sure!

Seriously! How do you even mess that up?!? Like, sure. She did keep the rest of her bargain. I did grow rather tall in the brief moments afterwards, to like almost two meters I think. And my abs hardened so much that I honestly already tried to bend metal with it, and I succeeded. My biceps now are also no slouches either. Like I can give pretty much everyone I want the business, having become pretty much the most unstoppable woman on the planet.

But who cares about that? Who cares about having boobs when the ears on top of the heads every girl you see aren’t cat girl ears? Yes, mine are huge, but where are my catgirls?!?

I don’t mind a cat boy or two in my world, heck, I didn't even want all the humans on the planet to turn into cat girls. I just wanted some cat girls in the world I live in. HOW DID THAT GODDESS MESS THAT UP?!?

Jalira: So you wished for… catgirls…? Only a few catgirls…? Ooookay. So what did Nagisa then end up doing to your world?

Kiyomi: For one, all the humans are gone. Great. Now no one can appreciate the value of catgirls anymore. Exactly what I wanted… NOT!

For two, it's not even like every person on the planet is a cat girl. Yes, everyone has turned into some kind of feline hybrid human thing, but who cares. I don’t see cat girls and I wished for cat girls!

And for three, I AM NOT EVEN A CAT GIRL MYSELF! I am some sort of wolf and tiger mixed breed, which, granted, is considered one of the single rarest and strongest races in my world, but I think you know what I am about to say. I am not cat girl, and I wished for cat girl. It's that simple. How do you mess something like that up?!?

Jalira: Ahaha… Ah, would you look at that, those were all of my questions. Any last words you want to say to the audience before we conclude this interview…?

Kiyomi: Give me my CAT GIRLS!!!

Jalira: Uhm…Thank you very much for the interview today, Kiyomi! It was an… uhm… honor meeting you today. T-This was Jalira, from the from the Nagisa’s wish opportunity journalist service, thank you for tuning in and I’ll see you all… next time~

Kiyomi: CATGIRLS!!!

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If you could gain a wish from the dark goddess, but only if it is big enough to drastically affect the entire world, what would you wish for?