All men only want one thing… (Harem girl Tg) Draft (Patreon)

…I can’t believe this! How do people this incapable of thinking still exist on this planet?!? I would rather…

Oh. A new master already. Sorry about that. Let me start from the top.

Ahem.

Greetings new master, my name is Jalira and I am the genie of the lamp you are holding right now. And as such, you have three wishes, that I shall grant you without fail~

Now, there are a few rules you would need to follow, but all in all, I shall try to make your wishes as pleasant and perfect for you as it is possible with my power. You have my word on that… Hm?

You wanna know…? Oh. Yeah. Sorry about that. Let’s just say my previous master wasn’t the brightest match in the dark. He wished for some pretty stupid stuff, not gonna lie.

Oh, it's a story alright. Listen up and learn from his mistakes, because they are stupid and I need to vent now anyway. Okay, where to start…

I guess it all began when no one found my lamp for a while, so I randomized my position to a place where I knew people would find me quickly. And as planned it didn’t take long for someone to pick up my lamp after that… Christian was his name… if I remember correctly.

So this Cristian… I still don’t know what went through his head that day, but anyway, after I explained the whole genie gig to him and he listened attentively, he made his first wish pretty much immediately.

“I wish I had a harem of a dozen beautiful girls.”

Honestly this was a wish I could very much respect, except… I can’t really grant it like that, since I can’t just create girls out of nowhere. They have to come from somewhere.

Now I did offer him some options, like turning all his adversaries into his harem girls or all his friends into his harem girls. Heck, I think I even offered to turn total strangers that he would have never met in his life into his harem girls, but then he just suddenly had a change of mind and said. “Then I wish to always be surrounded by an existing harem.”

I kinda liked his response. It was classy in its own right. He didn't want to turn anyone into fresh harem girls, just take one over as a noble of a distant land. I can respect that.

“A noble? No, that would be too much of a hassle. Nobles always have to deal with so much stuff that I am not really cut out for.”

Er, okay. So no noble. Then surely he would have wanted to be a butler in such a mansion. After all, Butlers often get…

“Eh? How did you get that idea? I don’t want to become a butler!”

After that he pouted and I knew I was no longer getting through to him. I could only really think of one position that wasn’t a butler or noble where he would be surrounded by those girls on a daily basis, and that made me sign internally. But it’s what he wanted apparently, so I had to oblige.

I then did my usual genie stuff, snapping my finger, releasing the wish magic, yadda yadda.

This is not the first time I had to turn someone into a girl, which is why I have a system on how I go about changing those people. I kinda hate that I have good practice at this by now, but what can you do.

First off, Harem girls are dainty little things, not strong tall men, so it was obvious that a lot of the excess height and muscle mass needed to go. That's usually when the victims look a bit confused, as when I magically push on their heads, to make them shrink, shrink, shrink to make them smaller than a regular average girl, the usually get confused on what I am doing.

But I assure you, I have suggested multiple alternatives and he declined all of them, so reduction in height it is. And also in strength. After all, a harem girl really doesn’t need a well defined biceps, so with a few gentle magical rubs, those quickly were molten away as well.

Then it was just about playing with his body a bit more. A quick rub through his hair to make them flow down to around the middle of his back. A boop on the nose to make his face reshape into something that fits the descriptor “beautiful”. A small push on his chest to make some mounds grow and some guys moan in tones they didn't even know they could produce. And a small clap on his butt to add some jiggle physics there too and make a certain something on the other side of his cheeks peace out.

You know, just the classic “haha, your wish has backfired” stuff.

But that wasn’t all, obviously, since his wish included a bit more than just turning him into a girl. So I made a quick hand motion and blasted off all the clothes she was wearing, not that they fit her necessarily well anymore with her new figure.

Then I teleported us both to the nearest noble that has his own personal harem and just copied the uniform they had there. It really wasn’t a lot, but it was better than being naked, I guess. A skirt that didn’t even cover her ass, two strands of fabric somehow covering her chest… and a lot of accessories evenly spread across her body to make her look more valuable.

I for one actually quite liked the outfit.

So I naturally asked if she is ready to think a bit more before she makes her next wish, because this one really backfired on her. And wanna know what she replied?!?

“You are right. I didn’t expect to be turned into a Harem girl myself, but I guess there is nothing I can do about it now. I at least can wish that all harem girls of this noble are super loyal and super obedient and that I am the leader of them.”

Just reverse the damn wish if you don’t like the result, girl! Don’t make it worse! You do know that you are now part of the harem girls of this noble right?!? …Right…?

That was the point when I officially stopped caring for that girl and just wanted to be done with this job, since this clearly was one of those clients again. I snapped my finger and released a tidal wave of pure magic, guided it into the girl's ears and let it wash all over the girl's mind.

This was like spring cleaning, only with the result that one man would profit much more than the person doing the cleaning… or the one being cleaned out. Whenever I found a defiant thought, I threw it out. Any sort of rebellious mindset: Thrown out. Her old name: Thrown out.

Sidenote: I have decided to let the Noble name his new leading girl and he named her Melody. Quite the cute name, not gonna lie.

Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. Yeah, her wish forced me to clean out every one of those harem girls' heads of any thought that wasn’t in favor of their master, since that was the easiest way to ensure obedience and loyalty. And that naturally included her own head as well. Haaaaa… Why do people not think before they wish.

Oh? The final wish? Yeah, so after that all she was really thinking about was how to make life better, easier and more beautiful for her master, so, after a surprisingly long time thinking it over, she settled on the wish.

“I wish all of my girls and I were expert singers and dancers in multiple different styles, including but not limited to every style of dance and music our master likes, as well as could play every instrument flawlessly that we would need to create music like that.”

HOW IS IT THAT PEOPLE ONLY START THINKING AFTER THEY HAVE ALREADY MESSED UP BEYOND REPAIR?!? Seriously! Why is this the only well thought out and solid wish she made?!?

Gah! Just thinking about it makes my head spin.

Anyway, where were we? Ah, right. You rubbed me lamp, I am a genie by the name of Jalira and you get three wishes. Do you have any…? Hmmm?

Err… yes. The second and last wish melody made counts for every future harem girl as well. So if he were to take a new one, that would make that girl a “girl of that noble”, and therefore apply the second wish, and if she is lower ranked than Melody, that would make her also “one of her girls” and apply the last wish. But what does that have to do with…

WHAT?!?

I… can’t even… Are you sure you want to wish for… Seriously?!?

WHY ARE ALL MEN LIKE THIS?!?

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Just another day in the life of Jalira. What are the odds that she’ll finally run into someone who doesn't accidentally turn himself into a harem girl?