Priest Diary 3 — Abyssal Shipstopper (Tg) (Patreon)

Entry Nr 16: I cant believe that only half a month has passed so far. It feels like I have been doing nothing but reassure the ‘resurrected’ soldiers from the battlefield and hear out the ‘reborn’ officers that dared to raise a hand against the innocent the entire year, but then again, it's only been two weeks so far.

The good thing is that we are definitely seeing a decline in both, which means that not only are the military leaving more people out of their affairs, but also that the war itself is just way less deadly. Which means the world is slowly becoming a better place and my workload gets a bit lighter.

And it's all thanks to those two priests and their goddess Nagisa.

Maybe I should really properly thank her today when I go up into Quinoa’s heavenly realm today. Though it makes me want to know when my goddess plans to return from her vacation again…

Entry Nr 17: I am a bit conflicted. Nagisa said that she was ready for the ‘next step’ of her plan and smiled evilly. She definitely implied to do something bad and all of the priests seemed to agree with me there, but told me that it was pointless to try to stop her. Which is understandable considering that she is a goddess.

Yet somehow, I wasn’t exactly scared that Nagisa would take over the world or something with the next move, just that she was about to do something crazy. And I am conflicted because I honestly felt more like I wanted to see what she was trying to do rather than outright wanting to stop her. So I didn’t say anything on that matter.

Was that a bad decision?

In any case, it has undoubtedly something to do with the new priest that joined us today. His name is Robert and he seemed the most chill of all of them around Nagisa. The others at least seemed to have that certain bit of healthy respect one would expect them to have when one is talking to a goddess.

But not Robert. He just seemed to be best friends with the goddess for some reason. I mean, one does not simply say the sentence “I am here. So, what do you need me to transform into this time?” with such a straight face like he does. And Nagisa’s answer of “something from the deep” didn’t exactly calm me in the slightest.

I guess I will find out tomorrow in the news…

Entry Nr 18: Oh Nagisa wasn’t joking when she said “from the deep”.

Today I heard from multiple fronts that a giant sea monster had apparently appeared near the coastline. Which one? Apparently all of them across the world. It just tore apart every single ship it apparently came across and feeded off the metal they were made of.

‘No one knows where it came from or why it only showed up now’, but it apparently sank over 500 ships today alone and that number just keeps increasing. The government has yet to make an official statement on the matter, which is why the exact number of casualties is a bit vague still. but based on the amount of submarine and ship officers that ‘resurrected’ in our church today, I can already tell that they were a lot.

Also, they say no one knows where it came from and stuff, but it’s a supernatural creature that appeared after a goddess said something ominous. Based on the trend I was seeing thus far, I am guessing that this was Robert’s doing.

And I am about to find out how. Time to pay the goddess Nagisa and her priests another visit.

Entry Nr 19: More coastal stationed military people today again, all of them killed by the giant sea monster and revived by a certain centaurian grim reaper. Though it was a much more pleasant day all in all, since starting today a lot of the locals actually helped us take care of the newly revived, calming them down and getting them back into shape.

It actually took a lot of work off our shoulders and gave us more time again for our regular duties. It was getting kind of bad as well, since I couldn’t even remember if I did a preach beside the new year's preach this year at all.

In any case I was correct. The huge sea monster was in fact Robert and he was proud of that as well. As expected, he had changed since he had last seen him, now sporting long, black tentacle-like hair that he could seemingly move at will.

Also there was a good chance that his face also looked a bit different from before, but I can’t remember so well. Either he already had it before or he gained it over that one day, fact just is that he now sported quite the feminine head to go along with his new monstrous hair.

I did find it funny when I asked him about it and his answer was “Oh don’t worry. My tentacles are actually much bigger when I use them properly.”. As if he didn’t find a way to phrase that better while being surrounded by three girls… Well, okay, two of them used to be… Ugh, nevermind.

Entry Nr 20: Roze has boobs now. I ran against them. She bounced me backwards. I am still so embarrassed.

It wasn’t on purpose, I just entered the heavenly realm and she was simply about to leave and I bumped into her. I know that she is around my age and all, but I am a priest. Attractive girls shouldn’t have an effect on me. At least, not as much as those ladies.

Where was I? Or right, Roze and Boobs. Yeah, Robert had fallen to the side of the fairer sex as well, with her now very curvy figure, large bosom and huge swaying hips, it was on the border of being too much for me. Especially since she, in stark contrast to everyone else in the room, was only wearing a skimpy little swimsuit and nothing else.

I know Nagisa stationed Roze in the middle of the ocean as a monster, but that still… Couldn’t she have given her at least a bit more to wear?

Though apparently I was pretty alone with that opinion, as not even Delia nor Ophelia agreed with me there. It also made me notice how little those two were wearing all the time, it just didn’t catch my eye before since their clothes blended in so well with their new bodies so well.

I guess I am the only one that is promoting modesty in the heavenly realm…

Entry Nr 21: I am writing the diary a bit early today, because I just saw something very terrifyingly cool and interesting on TV.

Roze was on TV and multiple times at that. She was huge, like 1000 meters tall if not taller, lifting submarines and ships out of the waters with her enormous tentacles like they were nothing. She even took a bite out of one ship and casually ate it live on camera, which definitely left an impression on everyone.

And also, though that was probably only apparent to me, she had now also become even more monstrous, having grown four red glowing horns, even longer tentacle hair and metal-like armor along her arms which she used to crush one boat after another. All in all, definitely an upgrade if her goal was the raw fear factor.

She also always made sure to look at the military base and camera person before she spoke the same line time and time again. “Your weaponized warships are delicious. Thank you for your kind offering for me, Rozenkranz die Titanin. I’ll return when you send out your next tribute!”. And then she always sinks back into the depths and appears somewhere else almost immediately.

After seeing her rampage for the fourth time today, I know that this is definitely something that Nagisa ordered Roze to do. It only leaves me with two questions: What is she hoping to achieve with this? And is it normal that I actually find Roze more attractive in her monstrous form than in her more human form…?

Entry Nr 22: New rumors started to spread which I found to be quite amusing. Most people seem to believe now that god and the devil actually are now working together to stop the war effort, which I guess isn’t that far off from the truth.

Though they seem to firmly believe that the majestic Phoenix by the name of Ophelia is the incarnation of god, reviving the innocent and purifying the tainted. And Rozenkranz die Titanin is the incarnation of the devil, punishing anyone who actively goes out there and seeks a fight. At sea at least.

I was actually asked a lot today whether this rumor was true or not, which actually put me in a rather interesting position, as I know the truth behind all of it. I have decided that my answer to this question would be: “The rumor is not baseless, but also not entirely true. All I can say is that Quinoa will guide our way.”

Though it was embarrassing when I accidentally said Nagisa instead of Quinoa once.

Entry Nr 23: Today, 6pm sharp was an important announcement that rang throughout the land.

Our head politician and the minister of war declared that war at sea had been labeled “suicidal” because of the threat by the name of Rozenkranz die Titanin and will furthermore no longer practiced. Even going so far as to say that they hope that the other countries take longer to realize that fact and continue to weaken their forces against this truly unstoppable behemoth.

I still cannot believe it. Nagisa had actually stopped the entire war at sea by literally creating a demon of the sea…

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Hi there, Nagisa Fulkami speaking. Recently a good friend of mine told me that she pretty much lost control of her world and could use some help. I wonder how big a monster must be to stop ships from all over the world…

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