Dumb Inflation Law (Catgirl Tg) Draft (Patreon)

“Yes, you have heard me correctly. Don’t make me repeat myself.” I said while sighing. I hate when people are uncooperative like this and question every single one of my actions, even though I know I am in the right. Honestly…

“Yeah, we can wait until your son arrives, I don't mind. But don’t think that just because a strong man comes to your aid does that mean that you don’t have to pay… ah, is that him?” Oh, well. Might as well greet him properly.

“Hello, my name is Mirko Luadlin. I am the landlord of this vet clinic your mother is working at and I have come to discuss the payment that is long overdue. Let me show you the documents real quick…”

“Yes. Yes. Yeah, you got that correct. Though due to inflation I am legally allowed to adjust the rents of this building to the inflation retrospectively up to five years into the past, which means it is now treated as though I had steadily increased the rent every year. And as such, the rent your mother has paid me is now obviously no longer sufficient.

“But I am not cruel and force the payment right on the spot. I will be expecting the missing 4232 dollars by the end of next week, which should be plenty of time to gather the funds. And after that, the rent is obviously adjusted.”

“Huh? The law and I both don’t care that your mother would have moved out when the rent is this high. First she needs to make the payment, then she can decide whether she wants to move out or not. That's not my problem anymore.”

“What are you implying? I have checked the law multiple times with my lawyer. There is absolutely no crime being done here. I am just simply claiming what should have been mine in the first place. If you don’t believe me, ask anyone who works in the field of law and he'll tell you the same thing.”

…what is this guy on about now? I know that it might not look good raising the rent of a vet, but this is just how the real world works. Prices grow and there is nothing we can really do about that.

…this guy…!

“No, I do not have time for a magic trick. I have things to do. What do magic tricks even have to do with a vet clinic?”

“Fine. Even if I don’t think that ‘My spark for animal love’ needs to be ignited, to use your own words, I’ll watch one of your tricks.”

If I get the option next time, I now know that I’ll request to speak with the vet alone and don’t have her son tag along. Because holy shit, he just doesnt let…

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…

…what just happened?

I felt I was thinking about something just now… Oh, that man just snapped his fingers, didn’t he? Weird. I felt like my whole world stopped for a moment. What was I doing here again? Something to do with rent I think…

Ah. Yes, I can do that. Just look him in the eyes, that's easy… His eyes are quite pretty to be honest…

Why am I doing this again? Huh? Why is he saying such weird stuff? I am not too tall! Or am…?

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Ah!

I felt like I just moaned out loud. It felt like my body just collapsed in on itself… yet I am still standing. Did I shrink?

No, that couldn’t have been the case. I have always been kinda small, so thats normal. And also, how would this makeshift magician even make me shrink? That is so utterly ridiculous…

…just as ridiculous as telling a grown man that he needs thick thighs to save lifes. I could tell you over a million reasons why this…

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Uff… My pants… They feel so tight now! Agh…

Did this guy just make them shrink on me? That's like totally unfair!

He is right though, I should take them off.

Why would anyone think that me and my dumb fat butt would ever fit into a male sized jeans?!? No wonder that thing just ripped on the spot. But now I kinda have to deal with my naked thighs rubbing against each other…

HUH?!? My mouth wont open, but if I could I would be shouting at the audacity of this guy! I might be thicker on my bottom half than every woman in this room, but I am still a guy! And if he thinks that…

Snap

Ugnyaaaaa~

Holy shi… This was… unexpected.

Did this guy just… made me cum with a snap? No… that would be too weird. It didn’t even fully feel like I came, more like something went into my lower hole and disappeared. I am so confused…

Maybe he can help me… Big booba?

Uhm… you can say it as often as you want, but I am flat as a cutting board. Calling me mounds of glory or twin peaks wont change thaaaa…

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Uff!!!

Awawa! I almost stumbled forward, what the heck. Why was i standing so weirdly? I should know with so much baggage on my front I would tip over, after all those two are bigger than my head!

Sometimes I wish they would be smaller or at least bounce less when I move around…

He-hey! Put your hand away from my head! Why can’t I move?!?

I know it feels kinda nice, but that doesn't mean you can…

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Unyaa~ Headpat~!!! Head Scratchies~! Ahh~ all soo good~

Don’t stop~ Don't stop~ Nyaa~

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“Nya? What happened? Did I… fall asleep?”

“Oh. Yeah, that makes sense. I guess the headpats really got to me, huh? But they are really addictive to be honest, nya~”

“Huh? Am i sick…? I guess so… Why else would I be at your place at the vet.”

“Now that I think about it, I do feel rather hot and a bit dizzy at the moment. Do you mind taking a small look at me when you have time?”

“Great. I’ll take off my shirt real quick and then i’ll be ready… Nya? The rent? What about the rent?”

“Oh, about the increase… Nya, don’t worry about it. You are by far my favorite vet to go and consult, so if you give me a checkup or two for free every now and then we can surely come to a much better agreement.”

“Yeah, I agree. The fact that I could claim 4232 dollars from you by using inflation to increase your rent retrospectively is stupid. You are lucky I am not a greedy person, because I am sure a lot of other people would jump at that opportunity.”

“Not me though. I am just a cat…and this cat might have a fever. Please check me up, nyaaaa!”

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They tell you to watch out for the felineprint… but…

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