IRL Cheating (Neptunia Tf) Draft (Patreon)

“I am sure she left it somewhere around here…” Neptune cheerfully chimed as she practically danced through Lowee’s basilicom. She knew that sneaking in there at night unannounced wasn’t a particularly smart idea, but her curiosity just couldn’t be stopped.

“Of course this is a smart idea. Haven’t you read the title? It’s like cheating, but IRL. So cool~” Neptune laughed and continued down the hallway without a care in the world. Normally, such a deep part of a nation would be super heavily guarded, yet for some reason tonight there was not a single soul insight, which was awfully strange…

“You really haven't read stories like that before now, have you.” Neptune asked, grinning at the camera, not even hiding the fact that she was breaking the fourth wall. “In these stories, the protagonist always gets to their treasure with no trouble at all~ And I am the protagonist of this story, so just smooth sailing until I get to my prize, as you can see.”

I somehow doubt that that is true, but right now there seemed to be nothing stopping Neptune from opening and entering Blanc’s secret hideout. In that room there was basically nothing, aside from a big table with a single PC standing on it, which was still flickering with light.

“OHO! Now that's a red flag if I have ever seen one!” Neptune let out with a smile as if what she had just said was a good thing, then ran towards the middle of the room where the PC was standing. “So this is the thing that made Blanc disappear…”

Without hesitation, Neptune pressed a button on the keyboard, which caused the PC to exit the screensaver and come back to life fully. And what the computer showed caused Neptune to break into uncontrollable laughter.

“Hahaha~ I can very much control… HAHAHA… Okay, maybe not… Hehe!” Neptune giggled her ass off as she made herself comfortable on Blanc’s chair. “But how can I not? Hahaha~ Look at what's written there: Blanc, Leanbox candidate. Super busty, haughty but a complete airhead. Hahaha~”

After a few seconds of unnecessary laughter, the intruding CPU of Planeptune finally caught herself again and said. “Seriously, Blanc. You get a cheat modul that can alter reality and you turn yourself into Vert’s stupid little sister? What's wrong with you? Man, that really made my day.”

After a bit more laughing Neptune finally decided to take the computer mouse into her own hand, though it was a mystery what she had planned to do with such a powerful device.

“There is no mystery at all~ After all, everyone knows, that these types of stories tend to go wrong after a few tamperings with the machine.” Neptune explains, moving the cursor over to the profile with her name on it on the program. “Which also means with the same logic that the first thing and maybe even the second thing I change here will have no consequence whatsoever~ So it's a free pass to any and all reality changing mayhem. Muhaha~”

<<Copying data to another file ‘Neptune’. Please wait…>>

“Eh?” Neptune lets out as her eyes go wide. It seemed like the first and second weren’t as free as she had thought. “How should I have known?!? This never fails on the first try in StorieifefeiffffffffFffFFFFFf–”

Neptune stuttered, her body locking up forcing her hand away from the computer mouse. ‘Oh no’ she thought as tons of zeros and ones started to appear around her body. She tried to move, but couldn’t, almost as if the numbers imprisoned her in the midst of them.

<<Calculating best use for leftover data from file ‘Neptune’…>>

‘Leftover? What does this thing mean with leftover? I am the real deal I’ll have you know!’ Neptune angrily thought to herself, as her body was completely incapable of movement at the moment. Naturally nobody would have been able to hear her, but… ‘I don’t care,’ she thought to herself again. ‘I just need to find a way to get out of here’

<<Fitting role found. Applying physical changes>>

Neptune let out a gasp as all the zeros and ones around her shot towards her and into her body, making her feel like everything that was in her favorite color, purple, was being forced out of her. From her eyes shifting from purple to blue, to her hair growing out way, way longer and turning blonde, just everything purple was being drained out of Neptune.

Even her clothes weren’t unaffected, quickly melting into pure code before manifesting once again, yet with an expected lack of purple on them. Instead, it was replaced by a classic green dress that looked surprisingly similar to the one Vert was usually seen wearing, only a lot smaller. And that's where the numbers floating around her seemed to end their assault, meaning Neptune was now just standing there, still unable to move.

‘That's funny. Are they trying to turn me into Vert? If so they are doing a terrible job at it. To be real with you all, Vert’s like two heads taller than me and has breasts to spare. Do you really think I could fool anyone looking like thi…’

<<Unnecessary Planeptune Loyalty found. Overriding…>>

‘Arg…’ Neptune let out mentally, trying desperately to hold her head, yet failing at it. Has Neptune already forgotten that she was unable to move, even though that didn’t change for the last few paragraphs? ‘No, I did not forget. Just something is trying to get into my head right now to make me forget that I am the CPU of Leanbox! I’m a bit occupied right now…’

Neptune paused for a moment as her thoughts ran wild. ‘Leanbox? Wasn’t Planeptune named after me? So why would… no, I am definitely the CPU of Leanbox, wait… something feels off about this.’

<<Inserting ‘perfect little sister’ attitude. Overriding…>>

‘Huh? No wait…’ Neptune’s mind was in shambles as she tried desperately to pick up the pieces. ‘Oh no, what is this evil machine doing to me? If big sister Vert was here, she would definitely know what to do. I just hope this thing doesn’t mess with my mind or anything until then.’

<<Final check… insufficient bounciness detected. Increasing chest volume…>>

‘Eh? Nooooooo…’ Neptune yelled internally, still not able to move, but that didn’t really stop anything. Like two helium balloons her breasts started to inflate, quickly leaving her flat chested state behind and started climbing. B cup, C cup, DD cup all of them flew by while her chest just kept on going, until finally it reached a solid E cup.

“That might not sound so impressive, but on my tiny body those are quite big. When I get big, I want to be as big as my big sister Vert. That is my biggest dream… hehe~” Neptune giggled, not even noticing that she was now moving freely again. “Huh? Who was I talking to again right now? And why am I in the middle of Lowee?”

“Oh well, better go home before my sister gets worried.” Neptune chimed, turning around and headed for the exit with a big smile on her face, not really caring about what had just happened— nor the new profile that just opened up on the screen.

‘Leanbox CPU Candidate Neptune’, it read, displaying her stats and a short summary of her character. The easiest way to describe her stats was: Like Vert’s, but always just a few points short in every department, except Luck, which was surprisingly high. ‘Neptune is one of the adored little sisters of Vert, and therefore one of the CPU candidates of Leanbox. While a bit shy, Neptune is always open for adventure, trying to satisfy her curiosity while exploring the world, even if she’s a bit helpless without her big sister in the party. She's a sweet girl at heart that looks like she could never hurt a fly, until you see her dancing gracefully on the battlefield with her trusty sword in hand… ’

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Are you seriously telling me that Neptune heard of this reality changing cheating device that Blanc used before and now expect me to believe that she doesn’t immediately B-Line towards it just to mess around?

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