Weighting Pros against Cons (Tg) (Patreon)

“Oi! Oliver! I expect you to hack that old geezer’s security system till midnight, do you understand?” The tall and burly Teo asked, the question not really surprising Oliver, though also not telling him something that he wanted to hear.

“Uhm… could you not… break into someone's house again? I just think…” Oliver tried his best to speak up, but was immediately shot down by the much bigger man in front of him. “I don’t care what you think about my hobbies. You have until midnight to disable those cameras. End of discussion.”

After that, Teo flung himself onto Oliver’s bed and opened up the beer bottle he had been holding the entire time that was also most likely taken from Olvier’s fridge. Yeah… Oliver was kinda used to it by now… and not really proud of it.

A long time ago he made a mistake with choosing his friend group and ever since then he had been tormented by it, with no real way to get away either. All Oliver could do was do whatever Teo wanted and hope that he wouldn’t incur his ire. At least he thought so…

“Do you have an evil friend or neighbor that makes your life miserable? Do you have an empty hole in your heart that only a girlfriend could fill?” A sudden voice from Oliver’s computer spoke, making him flinch backwards out of sheer surprise.

Why was this ad voiced and so loud at the same time? This was bad. If Teo heard that he wasn’t actually working on shutting down the security system, then he would…

“Then try the Pro-Con-Wish-inator! The only Wish-Inator widely available to the general public.” The voice continued causing a browser tab to automatically open on Oliver's computer, confusing him even more. This voice was getting more than annoying, so he pressed on the mute button before that thing could speak any more.

He took a deep breath and looked behind him in hopes that Teo hadn’t heard anything that happened just now. And much to his surprise, the tall jock wasn’t sitting on his bed anymore. In fact, he didn’t even seem to be in the room at the moment.

“...What? Are you looking for me? How sweet.” Teo laughed as he entered Oliver's room again, with another can of beer in his hand, causing Oliver to let out a huge sigh of relief.

That was by far the worst, weirdly timed ad he had ever seen, yet one that got him intrigued nonetheless. So Oliver made sure to wait until Teo hopped back onto his bed and pulled out his phone, so that it was clear that he wasn’t watching, then opened the browser back up and looked at the tab that opened for what this -inator machine looked like.

…and apparently it was an online site that looked a lot like a survey, yet only with a single answer field. There was a big square with the title ‘instructions’ that Oliver decided to take a closer look at.

“Welcome to the Pro-Con-Wish-inator, where we will grant your wishes with minor downsides! You get five wishes that you can either decide to let us grant you, or not. The first wish will always be about your deepest desires, and the rest will be something related to it. There are no refunds for wishes. Have fun~”

Even though he had no reason to believe the program, just filling out a survey sounded fun… especially when his alternative was hacking a poor old man's security system. So he decided to risk a look at the first question…

“Wish 1) Pro: You get a girlfriend. Con: You lose your friend Teo as a male friend. Will you accept?”

Yes.

Where is that even remotely a downside? If the program had given him the ability to press yes a hundred times, Oliver would have done it. It was sad though, that this wish was pretty much impossible to ever come true…

“Ahn~” Only seconds after Oliver had pressed the button a short but unmistakable feminine moan rang out from behind him, causing Oliver to quickly turn around in shock. His first thought was that Teo had begun watching NSFW videos on his phone, though it became immediately apparent that this wasn’t the case.

“Oi, Oliver! How far are you with the hacking?” A female voice shouted from his bed, one that Oliver had never heard before. Even as he looked at her, it seemed as if her body was changing, causing Oliver to almost think that he was hallucinating.

Everything from her shoulders narrowing and her hips and pelvis widening happened right in front of Oliver’s eyes. He couldn't help but stare as her face got softer and two subtle mounds pressed out from underneath her shirt that at one moment looked like it was way too big, but at the next seemed to fit her perfectly again. It took Oliver a good while to process the situation fully.

“Hey, hun. Hate to break it to you, but I don’t like getting stared at.” The girl answered in an annoyed tone while putting her phone briefly to the side to look at the almost frozen in place Oliver.

“U-uhm… T-T-Teo? I-is that really y-you?” Oliver managed to stutter and the girl's expression turned even more annoyed in response. “Yes, it is me, Leo. Now go back to your hacker stuff. Me and the boys want to raid that mansion tonight.”

Oliver gulped, but slowly turned back on his seat and looked at his computer screen. There was a singular message that read “Granted” on his desktop and a button with “Continue” on it. It certainly looked like that program had done exactly what it promised and granted that very specific wish it had written out before.

It made Oliver kinda scared but also very curious while a million questions ran through his head at a breakneck pace. Did Teo really just turn into a girl? Did she call him “hun”? Did she call herself Leo?!? and most importantly: Would that weird program work for a second wish?

“Wish 2) Pro: Your Girlfriend becomes an obedient Bimbo. Con: She will misinterpret so many of your commands because of her ditzyness, that she will always be detrimental to you. Will you accept?”

Uff… so that was the second wish this program offered? It kind of stumped Oliver when he initially read it, mostly because he wasn’t a big fan of bimbos in general. It really seemed like the first one was a low ball and now the real questions began.

“Heeey! That doesn’t look like programming what you do there. Mind telling me whatcha doing?” Leo shouted from behind him, making Oliver shudder. He was not at all used to having a girl just casually sitting in his room and still had to catch up to the situation in his head, but when he still heard Teo’s old and menacing tone out from Leo’s voice, he knew he needed to say something.

“I-I am just filling out a survey that just came in. I’ll get right back to hacking, I promise.” Oliver fumbled, but it was seemingly enough to please Leo behind him. “I certainly hope so.” was all she said, before pulling out her phone again.

After exchanging a few words with that girl behind him, Oliver knew that she still was very much his old friend Teo, just as a girl. In other words, she still was the rude, lawbreaking and intimidating person she was before, and just that fact alone made Oliver seriously consider accepting the next wish. After all, having an obedient idiot as a friend could possibly be more favorable for Oliver all things considered.

No. It was a tough choice, but he ultimately decided against it. There was just no way that he  could handle ditzy people well enough for this to be good for him. And also, Oliver prefered to be surrounded by people who were intelligent, even if the whole ‘is obedient to you’ sounded very tempting.

“Wish 3) Pro: Your Girlfriend gets a very attractive figure, a massive bust and an enormous swaying butt, all of which she loves to show off. Con: She will easily get jealous and when she does, she will get physical, even when in public with almost no sense of shame. Will you accept?”

Okay, this one might sound like something great that many people might have jumped at, but Oliver knew that the con was very real. After all, this description read almost exactly like these classical Tsundere girls that would hit their friend at every opportunity. And this was something that he wasn’t sure that he would be able to endure for long too.

Yes. He pressed the button, flinching at the thought of getting hit daily from this point onwards. But still, the thought of a mega busty girlfriend that loved to flaunt her chest was just too good to pass up. Maybe he really was becoming more of a pervert, or the system just asked a question that any boy would answer with yes.

Another moan rang out from behind him, and this time he was really excited to see what was happening to his beer drinking friend on his bed. Leo had to adjust how she sat on the bed multiple times in the span of only a few seconds as her ass started to inflate while her hips expanded by a substantial margin. Her pelvis also widened to match while her legs also thickened, until the girl had obtained a very curvy bottom half.

But that was not the only thing that changed with the press of that button, as her previously rather small chest that was no more than two tiny bulges under her shirt, also started to inflate like helium balloons, making it look like two mountains were growing out from under Leo’s shirt.

“Yaaaaaawn~” Leo let out, stretching her arms upwards, causing her colossal boobs to bounce uncontrollably for a second, though she didn't seem to mind. After she stood up and gave Oliver a glance at the most direct example of a girl with an over-exaggerated hourglass figure he had ever seen, she walked over directly to him, making him sweat.

“I’m bored. Show me what survey you are taking!” She said looking past him on the screen of his computer. Not surprisingly Oliver thought that this was very bad for him, but at the same time maybe it made no difference. After all, it’s not like ‘Leo’ had noticed any changes to her thus far.

“Uhm, sure. It’s a survey about if I would be willing to see certain things in my girlfriend, even if there is a con to it. Uh… let me show you.” Oliver said, turning back to the screen while trying not to think too much about the two soft pillowy boobs that were resting on his shoulder as Leo started to lean on him.

“Wish 4) Pro: Your Girlfriend will become tall, very physically powerful and intimidating, all while receiving a strong sense of justice, never wanting to do something immoral ever again. Con: She will always take the lead in everything and expect you to follow her. Wherever you go, you will be at the mercy of her sense of justice. Will you accept?”

“Oh? So this is about receiving a goodie two shoes girlfriend? How cute~” Leo laughed, and Oliver had an even harder time not thinking about the bouncing mounds on his shoulder. “But, my dearest little hacker boy, aren’t you at my every mercy already? Could you even consider it a con when nothing chang… Kya!!!”

Yes. Oliver wholeheartedly agreed with the boobalicious girl behind him and pressed the button without a second thought, though interestingly Leo who was standing behind him stumbled backwards, tripped and fell on her butt for no apparent reason. Though as she was holding her head and looking at Oliver confused, her eye started to shine, giving Oliver the feeling that also something behind them was shifting too.

Leo struggled for a bit trying to stand up, but with every muscle she moved her entire body seemed to grow in unison. Even though she stood up relatively quickly, to Oliver it looked like a giant was pulling itself up in slow motion, making her look taller than him even when she was just on her knees.

When she finally pulled herself up on two legs again, Oliver could only look up in awe at the almost two meter tall beauty that was standing in front of him, yet she stumbled again. Her eyes once again looked like they were shining, turning from their usual brown color into a fiery red and making her look all the more intimidating.

And with a flick of her head, her hair grew out an insane amount, going from a very short tomboy like hairstyle, down over her shoulders, past her back only to stop when they reached enormous butt. Her hair then took on a fiery red color just like her eyes and tied itself together magically into two very long pigtails, all the while staring Oliver down, like she was about to do something to him.

“Hey, Oliver. What are you doing?” She asked, making Oliver gulp. “I am still filling out that survey…?”

“Oh. Right. Anyway, I just remembered that Paul and the others wanted to do some sort of break in later today. The gall of some people…” Leo commented, grabbing her bag at the edge of the room and swinging it around her shoulder to carry it. “We are moving. Those idiots need to be stopped.” Then her face broke into an evil smile before she added. “And I am guessing that you won’t be the one capable of stopping them. Haha~”

Before he could react, Leo grabbed his arm and almost literally dragged him out of the room, though he quickly realized that resisting her was not exactly the best idea. After being forced out the door of his house as well, Leo spoke up once again. “You are coming with me, but I’ll handle the talking. Because I honestly just want to know why those morons just keep trying stuff like that.”

And with that, both were off, storming together towards the hideout of their friends, one much more voluntarily than the other.

…

A few days had passed by the time both of them last visited Oliver's home. Oliver was completely exhausted while Leo didn’t seem to be at all, though she quickly commented on something else. “Hun, I am terribly sweaty from all that action just now. I am going to hit the shower real quick.”

“Well, doesn’t surprise me considering you took on two burglars alone at the same time and all. That was certainly something different.” Oliver let out, still not exactly sure how best to communicate with his towering girlfriend, but he had gotten a good feeling by now.

Lately or rather, ever since Leo became a thing, the two of them have been spending their time at Leo’s place, as her overwhelming strength and personality didn't really give him much of a choice in the matter. And although he initially was against the prospect of liking anything Teo would suggest, with Leo he quickly realized that it was a different prospect.

Was she impatient? Yes. Was she impulsive? Absolutely. Did she struggle to listen to people just in general? Painfully so. But did she have a heart of gold with everything she did? Yes, and Oliver had started to really respect her for that, even if it at times took a lot out of her to admit when she had made a mistake.

That's when Oliver hit the keyboard of his computer and noticed that it was still running, despite not having been home for multiple days. And when he saw the big “Granted” in the middle of the screen, memories of what had happened last time he was here started coming back to him.

“Right! I remember. I was on Question four of five… but do I really want to even see the final question anymore?” He mumbled to himself, but curiosity quickly got the better of him, as he moved his mouse to the continue button in hopes it would still work.

And indeed, the last wish of the program appeared in front of him…

“Wish 5) Pro: Your Girlfriend might always want to take the lead, but becomes very easy to influence with just a few words from you, making you able to easily steer her into certain directions. Con: Without your guidence, she becomes kinda dumb, unable to make her own descisions very well and just acting on what she feels is right in the moment. Will you accept?”

“Phew~” Oliver sighed, wiping the sweat off his forehead. “I was really hoping that the last wish was something with an easy answer. Now I finally can put this system to rest…”

And with that, Oliver finally presses No and says defiantly. “I like her the way she is. Even if she is a bit ‘head through the wall’ impulsive at time, there is no way that would like her any other way~”

“Aww~ How sweet of you hun.” He heard from inside the bathroom, just after the rustling of the shower died down. It seemed like his girl heard him monologue, which he wasn’t sure if that was a good thing. “I’ll be right there for you. Let me just finish drying up first.”

“Hey Leo! Do you remember the promise you gave me about when we get to my place the next time?” Oliver asked with a big grin on his face. “...” Leo didn’t answer.

“...Leo?” Oliver asked a bit concerned, though quickly realized that she most likely remembered, though just wasn’t happy about it. “Uhm… sure I understand. Let’s just do it another…”

“I remember, no need to yell at me…” Leo sighed as the bathroom door opened and the tall and superbly busty beauty stepped out in nothing but her underwear. And again, despite having seen her many times before, even when she was wearing almost nothing, Oliver just can’t help but stare at his girl.

“I am one that keeps my promises and you should know that by now. You won that tournament for us in our game store against my sister, her boyfriend and everyone else, and I know what I promised you for that.” She said, her face wearing an expression somewhere between annoyance and disbelief.

“Uh… are you sure about that? I didn’t think you would…” Oliver said, though Leo flung herself onto his bed, spreading her arms and legs open and invitingly.

“You were the one that wanted to take the lead in bed and restore his ‘manliness’ and I am here to deliver. Do with me whatever you want tonight.” She said, gesturing to him to join her in his bed, only to let out a small chuckle.  “It’s not like you will be doing anything bad anyway.”

“Oh? So you think that I can’t be a good manly man in bed? You’ve got something coming, I'm telling you!” Oliver responded with a smile while climbing onto the bed on top of Leo where it once again dawned on him, just how much bigger she was than him. Just seeing this massive amazoness lying on his bed beneath him without resistance, was one of the most unique experiences he had ever witnessed.

“Just call it a hunch that my hun won’t be doing anything too bad to me~” Leo laughed, then quickly hugged Oliver with her massive arms, kissed him on the cheek and lied back down. “Okay, I'm yours now. Do you best~”

…honestly speaking, Oliver realized pretty soon that Leo wasn’t exactly good at giving up control, as she frequently went back into her commanding and dominating mode. But she definitely tried, and that’s what Oliver had started loving her for. Because despite her many shortcomings, she made a great girlfriend for Oliver.

Or in other words: From Oliver’s point of view, her pros definitely outweigh her cons.

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There are lot's of scenarios where choices affect your situation in good ways and in bad ways. Though this computer program takes this idea in the most literal way I have ever seen.