Store of the wildest Dreams (Hungry Foxgirl Tg) (Patreon)

1 Star review from KitsuneFan29 (edited to 4 Stars)

So okay, I get that this store might not have been fully intended for my particular needs, but with a name like “Store of the wildest Dreams”, I just had to try it out, you know?

Imagine this, it’s Wednesday afternoon, you’re on your break from work and you have been eyeing this store for a while now. Would you expect to find food in it?

Well I did and I think you do too. Because who hasn’t dreamt of eating the most lavish food on the planet yet? It's really a very natural response.

So I went into the store and was greeted with some truly excellent reception. I think her name was Jalira or something… yeah, she really did her work excellently, although that's where the problems started almost immediately…

Did I mention that you weren't allowed to speak while inside the main store? They say that all kinds of Genies and Djinn work there, although I personally have my doubts about that. and they forbid you to speak since they want to avoid accidental wishes as much as they possibly could. 

Yeah. It's a store where you can buy anything to make your wildest dreams come true… without being able to tell anyone what you would like to buy. Fantastic concept for a store (sarcasm warning).

The clerk at least was still allowed to talk… for reasons, so I had to follow Jalira through the different stages of the store without being able to respond to anything. But at least she was very understanding and had me nod or shake my head whenever she asked me certain questions. 

And then she just kinda said that she was going to look into my soul and find out what my wildest dreams were, to which I was like “Okay?”, but did not question it too much. I just simply thought of the biggest and best burger I could possibly obtain to the point of almost drooling. Remember, Lunch break. I was hungry and came here for my wildest food dreams.

And then she dropped on me that I always wanted to be a fox girl and that she is happy to grant that wish for me.

Girl, you were not even close. But okay. 

I don't know how she did it, but she must have somehow distracted me with questions about my hobbies and such so much that I didn't even notice my own freaking body changing under my nose. Like I lost a good 20 cm of height and what felt like my entire shoulder and waist broadness, and I just didn't notice it at the time… somehow.

Only when my rod between my legs retreated and became something else did I notice what was going on. Although that was mostly because a giant fluffy tail sprouted out from my behind at the same time, which pulled down my pants a lot more than I would have liked. And that's when I noticed.

Also, after that my ears became significantly more fluffy and traveled up my head until they were peeking out from under my hair. Which was a trippy feeling, although not unpleasant all things considered. 

But yeah, not what I wanted. And I know what you are saying: “Haha, you boi are now gurl XD”, but I didn't care about that. Why the heck would you turn me into a girl but not give me any burgers, when that is clearly my biggest wish?!?

And then that girl had the audacity to ask me if I was satisfied with my “Realized dream”. 

To no one's surprise I said “Hell no”, although because I still wasn't allowed to speak so I just furiously shook my head.

Jalira looked troubled for a little bit and asked to “look into my soul” once again, (I agreed because I wanted to give her a second chance) and then she freaking said: “Oh, my bad. You clearly want your thighs and butt to be the biggest ones in your entire company”. 

And then she freaking blew my thighs up!

Like she did some imaginary pumping motion and my ass just kept pushing further away from my body. My hips kept destroying my pants more and more, and my thighs just ripped them apart in no time. Then she made a quick gesture, let all the shreds of clothes levitate and fused them all together again into a freaking pencil skirt.

I wanted a Burger, not thighs to crush a Watermelon!

But okay, I thought to myself, I am going to give her one more shot. She asked me again if I was happy and at this point it was just insulting. I shook my head and gestured to her what I wanted. Like with my hands and head, taking a bite out of the biggest burger the world has ever seen.

She then looked at me and did that thing with her eyes again, the bit where she “looked deep into my soul”. Then she said “Oh! Of course!” and I thought I would finally get some half decent food. But that would have been too good for that store.

She made a welcoming gesture and I really thought my food was about to appear out of thin air, but instead, i felt an incredible tight push coming from inside my chest. 

Sure enough, it was getting bigger… and bigger. My shirt changed, my breasts were reaching double D sized, my nametag changed, my chest was getting over E sized…

I just facepalmed and waited till the whole thing was over. Yeah. I was now a shortstacked fox girl with a fluffy tail, fluffy ears, boobs the size of my head, watermelon crushing thighs and the most slappable ass in existence, when all I wanted was a burger. 

I don't think I have ever seen anyone miss the mark so hard on anything in anything about anything as much as this girl did today. 

And for your information, I did go to Burger King afterwards and ate 2 large burgers today, just because all that raging made me so hungry. 

1 star for the enthusiasm of Jalira, but no stars for performance. Hmpf.

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So, a little bit of an update about this review and why I changed it to 4 stars. 

It's been a week since then, hoo boy do I love my new life. Like I am not even joking. It's that great!

For context, I have been a huge kitsune and fox girl fan for a long while now, as well as a fan of TG or Gender Transformation content. Although it only really dawned on me over the week that this really happened to me. Yeah, it was super seamless. 

Like it was the weirdest feeling, everyone knew who I used to be, but no one questioned who I am now. They just accepted it and continued with their everyday lives just as normal with me being now “Mofu”, the fox girl at work. And I really love it.

I can’t give them full marks because of how angry they made me the other day, but i can't recommend it enough for anyone who had always dreamed of becoming a super hot girl at work~ Hehehe~

Sidenote: I have talked with Jalira, the clerk, again since then, and she thought I gestured that I wanted to motorboat my fellow coworkers in my boobs. I mean, she isn't wrong. It has quickly become one of my favorite pastimes since then. But still…

Were my acting skills really that bad? XD

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