Literal Up-grades Part 2 (Neptunia Giantess TF) Draft (Patreon)

KABOOM!!!

“We finally found you! It’s time for you to go down!” The black haired goddess candidate shouted, after she blasted down the door holding her gun at the ready. The pink-haired candidate behind her just kinda looked at her embarrassed.

“Are you sure you needed to bust down the door? I mean, we haven’t even checked if it was locked yet, Uni…” She said, slightly fidgeting behind her black-haired friend. Uni however stood steadfast. 

“Have you never seen a movie, Nepgear? Doors to evil guys' lairs are always locked!” She argued.

“...but doors in video games are usually open…”

“Yeah, the door was open.” One of the guys inside the room replied, barely shocked at their explosive entrance. “Don’t worry though, you are not the first ones to do it. We are used to it.”

“You left it open because you are used to it? You guys are some serious nerds, you know that?” Uni sighed, readying her rifle.

“I’m sorry to break your door down then…” Nepgear bowed to apologies, but then drew her sword to confront the four guys in the room. All of them were wearing science coats and definitely looked like people who were up to no good, and they matched the description their sisters had given. That's why Nepgear gathered her determination and stated. “But we are here to stop your evil machinations! We know what you did to our sisters and…”

“Ohhhh! Gotcha! Jup, jup, that makes sense.” The scientist nodded to himself, cutting Nepgear off. “So you have come because of a recommendation from our queen of hearts herself. That is honestly awesome. We have been improving on our little device a lot since the last time~”

“WHAT?!? Why would we ever…? No, we are here to…” Uni declared angrily, but…

“...to try out our new mode of our level-up point redistribution system. Completely understandable.” The scientist just happily walked forward to the two frankly stunned girls and pressed a little purple share crystal into their hands. 

It took both of them a solid ten seconds to even realize what had just happened. And by that time, the crystals were already absorbed into their bodies. Uni was even more flabbergasted than before. “What?!? Is that the thing that made our sisters so… huge? Why did we…? We didn’t want to…”

“Ah.” Nepgear suddenly yelped, before thinking a bit more. “Are you perchance fans of my sister?” she asked, making all four researchers perk up.

“Astute observation sherlock. My name is Chris, and those are Kyle, Red and Az. All of us worship a different goddess but trust me when I say that we all are dedicated to the craft of plot convenience. Even if our main goddesses differ, nothing can ever beat the united front of the virtual goddess improvement club~” Chris declared passionately. Nepgear smiled painfully. Uni cringed. “Misunderstandings drive the narrative too~”

“Alright you guys, funtime is over.” Uni sighed, her patience at the end due to all of these ridiculous happenings. “I don’t know what those crystals did that you gave us, but we won’t stand for all these ridiculous fourth wall breaks and…”

Level up!

“Huh?” Uni gasped.

“What the goodness? Me too?” Nepgear wondered. The level up made no sense, since neither of them had beaten any monster in combat… or had done anything for that matter. And on top of that, both of them found their bodies to feel… exceedingly strange afterwards.

“Exceedingly strange is the perfect description~” Chris announced with a blatant disregard for any fourth wall standing in his way. “This crystal you so generously absorbed does two very particular things.” he continued, as the alarm bell from the system went off in increasingly shorter intervals.

Level up! Level up!

“Hnn? Am I… getting bigger?” Uni asked, watching as everything around her shrank. Everything was so strange, although relatively speaking, Nepgear at least stayed near Uni’s height. Though all that meant was that she was growing too.

“Indeed, my lovely ladies. The crystal allows you to be reset to level 1, then gain back the levels of a bit of time later on. That is one of its wonderful effects~” He declared, then proudly showed them an ipad with all sorts of stats. The stats of Uni and Nepgear, although with a few extra parameters that shouldn't be on their stat list. 

“No need to worry about secrets here, after all we are your biggest fans. And as your biggest fans of course we know all the stats that are relevant.” Chris continued to monologue while more beeping occurred.

Level up! Level up!

Donk!

“Ouch.” Nepgear hit her head on the ceiling of the room, giving definitive proof that both Uni and Nepgear had been growing. They had become easily over three times their original height, and were still growing. Now it started to dawn on Uni how Neptune and her sister had ended up at such a height, although she still didn’t know how this whole thing even worked.

“That is very easily explained,” Chris declared, pointing his finger up knowingly.

“Stop reading the text which is supposed to be my thoughts!” Uni protested, to which Chris wagged his finger.

“But this is a Neptunia story~ I can break the fourth wall as much as I want here and no one can complain! Muhahaha!” Chris laughed, while the two almost roofbreakingly sized candidates groaned.

Though that made Nepgear think. Wasn’t Neptune usually the only one who could shamelessly break the fourth wall like that in the games…?

“I have learned from the best. In any case, the second effect is that we can add stats to your level up spread.” Chris explained, showing the two candidates the ipad again. “You know how some of your stats increase when you level up? We can add more to that. Like for example the stat ‘height’.”

Level up! Level up! Level up! Level up!

“Ack!” Nepgear was forced to kneel, her head still touching the ceiling. This room was not holding her much longer. But still she needed to know. “So when we level up, our height increases as well? Why would you do that? What would you gain from making us…”

“...huge? Simple.” Chris turned around and raised his fist. The other scientist also joined in. 

“We are here to see our favorite ship sail in the most fetishy way possible!”

“Now! Add all the stats to make the Unigear ship even hotter! Leave nothing behind! The more creative the solution, the better!” Chris declared, to which every one of the other guys pulled out an iPad.

“No! Wait!” Uni screamed, feeling the weight of the ceiling on her back.

“What the goodness?!? U-Unigear…?” Nepgear fumbled confused, getting squished against Uni as the space to the side was getting very narrow too.

“Let’s add the Boob-size stat to Uni! No more false-flat-justice in my Lastation!” Kyle declared.

“Excuse me?!?” Uni protested, but to no avail. The only response she got was a tight feeling in her chest and a…

Level up! 

“Butt thickness! If Uni’s chest should be full, then let's make sure Nepgear has the ass to match~” Az laughed, while Nepgear's face instantly grew crimson. “M-my wha…?”

Level up! Level up!

Creak! Crack!

“We don’t have much time until the ceiling gives in. Let’s be nice and add Lily rank to the stat chart as well. That is basically the same thing as affection, right?” Kyle grinned, to which both candidates gasped.

Level up! Level up!

Creeeeeak!

“How about to finish it of we give Nepgear the stat ‘love for boobs’ and uni the stat ‘love for butts’ surly that will…” Chris spoke, but before he could even finish…

Level up!

KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

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“Uuuughh… I can’t believe you, Nepgear – teasing my in public like this.” Uni groaned with a heavy blush on her face and Nepgear right beside her, one of her hands on Uni’s building-sized chest and her face right beside her cute face. “What’s gotten into youuuuu?!?”

It had been about a week since the incident. The building that the scientist friend was in was obliterated by the enormous bodies of the two CPU candidates, so naturally they lost their only lead of those guys with it. The two of them were in Lastation at the moment, doing some shopping and enjoying some alone time together, as the little spark between them could no longer be denied by either of them.

“I can’t help it, Uni - this date was the best! Plus, just look at how big and cute you’re growing! Especially right here~!” Nepgear sang, eagerly poking around more on Uni’s frankly colossal chest, to which she had no good reply. 

“Gggrrr… I-I mean… I am really happy about that, b-but…!” Uni tried to come up with the best argument she could, but her head just kinda blanked every time. Having Nepgear so close to her and her giant butt right next to made her feel… “Gggrragghh…!!! If you keep doing that we’ll just end up growing again and then your stupid-huge butt’s gonna get even FATTER!”

“Heehee~ Where’s the downside?” Nepgear asked, giggling happily to herself while her mega ass jiggled in full view. After all, her skirt had given up on meaning fully covering her massive behind up a long time ago. Though Nepgear honestly couldn’t mind less. ”I get to show you how much you mean to me and, honestly, I am starting to love being so huge~!”

All the while Unigear fans all across the globe eagerly watch as this date of titans shook up the world in more ways than one. Every step a minor earthquake, but an earthquake of love. And if you know where to look, then you will see a team of four scientists, sitting at a bar, enjoying their drinks and toasting on their greatest achievement yet.

The biggest ship you have ever seen.

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Why is everyone breaking the fourth wall again in this Neptunia story? It seems like everyone has made BEEEEG improvements~

Artist who drew this~