Auto Roll Character Sheet (Female Barbarian Tg) Draft (Patreon)

[Welcome to the Auto Roll Character Sheet creation, where you can let us assist you with creating your next Dnd experience. I am an A.I. in charge of guiding you through the process, you can call me Ai-ko. Either activate your microphone or type in the typebar to talk with me. And whenever you are ready, let's get started~]

“Welp, I gotta hand it to them. I wasn’t expecting much when he first told me about it, but this thing even has a voice to go with the text it writes. Let’s see if when I activate my mic… Hello? Aiko? Can you hear me?”

[Yes, I can indeed hear you. Do you want to start?]

“Well, yes please.”

[Glad to hear it. How much of the character creation do you want to leave up to random chance? Minimal randomness, meaning I mostly just assist you with your decisions. Medium randomness, meaning you pick the areas and I generate a number to go along with it. Or fully random, meaning I generate the sheet completely and present it to you.]

“Wouldn't be much fun if you just gave the sheet to me. I’ll take medium randomness.”

[Medium randomness confirmed. Alright, we are all set up. Where would you like to start with your character creation?]

“Hmm… I mean, the right place to start would probably be with class, race and gender, right? That's where I usually start.”

[Understood. A D14 for class, a D9 for race and a coin for gender will be rolled…]

“...I dont think a coin can be rolled but okay.”

[Die Results: Class result: 1 = Barbarian, Race result: 1 = Human, Gender result: 2 = Female. The combination that was chosen for you was Female human Barbarian. Let me give you a brief explanation of that combination.]

“Wow. I rolled low on this one. I hope that luck doesn’t continue into… wait… what's happening?!? Am I growing?!?”

[A tall human tribe woman strides through a blizzard, draped in fur and hefting her axe. She laughs as she charges toward the frost giant who dared poach her people’s elk herd.]

“What?!? I don’t need an explanation! I need… Ugh… Ah! My waist! Wait! Are that boobs?!?”

[Barbarians, different as they might be, are defined by their rage: unbridled, unquenchable, and unthinking fury. More than a mere emotion, their anger is the ferocity of a cornered predator, the unrelenting assault of a storm, the churning turmoil of the sea.]

“Oh lord… My face is… hnn… it's moving. Oh no! Where is a mirror? What the heck do I look like now?!? I have to… Hgn?!? Nononono! Not down there!”

[For some, their rage springs from a communion with fierce animal spirits. Others draw from a roiling reservoir of anger at a world full of pain. For every barbarian, rage is a power that fuels not just a battle frenzy but also uncanny reflexes, resilience, and feats of strength.]

“Kyaaaaa~! Ahhhhh!”

[And that concludes my explanation about female human barbarians. Do you have any questions or should we move on?]

“Haa… Haa… N-no… my little guy… his gone…”

[That is correct. Female Barbarians regardless of race do not have a ***** between their legs.]

“Now is not the time for bad jokes! Why the hell do I have boobs on my chest?!?”

[Understood. Rolling a D20 for breast size…]

“What…?”

[Die Results: Breast result: 18 = F cup. References to be roughly the size of the head of your character.]

“WHAT?!? How is an 18 already that… UUUFFFFFFF!!! Ack!”

[Quite the good roll. I am sure the other players on the table will appreciate the eye candy.]

“Ack… Haa… Good thing my table was in front of me or I would have tipped over… HOLY CRAP THESE THINGS ARE HUGE! How are they only an 18?!? What the heck would a 20 even look like?!?”

[Do you want me to reroll and rig the dice to get a higher result?]

“Hell no!!! I don’t even know if I have enough strength to walk with my current rack as I am now! I don't need it to get even more ridiculous!”

[Understood. Rolling a D20 for strength…]

“Oh. Well, I guess that might be useful. Wait… does that include muscle…?”

[Die Results: Strengh result:16 = above average strength.]

“I mean, that sounds good. Ugh… why is my body… cramping… ahg…!”

[Adding barbarian bonus +6. Result: Strength result: 21 = Legendary boulder crushing strength.]

“Ah! My stomach! My arms! My legs! Ahhh! My everything… is getting bigger?!? Holy crap! S-Stop! That is too much muscle! Too much! Ah!”

[Your character has gained strength that can not even be rivaled by other classes Nat 20 rolls. You are so strong that, whether you have to carry just a single drumstick or the entire cockatrice, you have yet to notice the difference.]

“Ah… It stopped… holy crap… Holy crap! I cant… unsixpack myself! It doesn't disappear! I cant make it dissapear anymore! And my arms look like those of a heavy weight champion! And my thighs… my thighs are so…”

[Understood! Rolling a D20 for thighs, butt and hips…]

“N-n-no! No thighs! No thighs! Triple no thighs!”

[Understood! Scrapping the dice result. Rolling three D20 for thighs, butt and hips…]

“NO! You absolute trash computer! Don’t you dare…!”

[Die Results: thigh, butt and hips result:13, 5 and 7 for a total of 25 = Absolutely colossal tree trunk legs.]

“Nononono! Ahhh! Don’t lift me off my chair! NO! Stooooop!”

[Even with your characters for a woman large shoulder width, her hips easily overtake them and her butt is so well padded that sitting in any environment is more than comfortable for her.]

“This isn’t very comfortable right now! My hips are going to… wreck my chaiiiir! Aaaahhh!”

[And each of her thighs is thicker than her entire midsection and so well padded, that hits to her unprotected legs are giving her a +27 to her armor class on the damage roll.]

“Ugh… what…? That is actually insane. I mean, I am sitting on the floor looking at two muscle packed tree trunks, but how are those stats allowed?”

[It’s limited to only strikes to the legs. Therefore it's allowed.]

“That doesn't… make any sense.”

[Anyway, which stat do you want to roll next?]

“I don’t want to roll. I will just not say anything from here on out.”

[...]

“...”

[Understood! Rolling a D20 for Charisma…]

“Wha…! I didn’t say anything!”

[Die Results: Congratulations! You have rolled a Nat 20 on Charisma!]

“What? No! Whats happening! My does my body feel so tingly?!?”

[A result this high means that no matter what you do, you will always have the body of a goddess. Scarless clean skin…]

“Hnn…”

[An alluring chocolate skin tone…]

“I’m… ah!”

[Tauntingly bouncy breasts as well as firm and alluring butt…]

“Please…!”

[Gorgeous flowing locks…]

“Pff! Hair are growing… into my face! Away with that and stop growing!”

[And the most skimpy of armor, to show EVERYTHING off. It's one of your strongest traits after all.]

“Ack! Ahhh! Whoa! Holy crap! Now I am wearing almost nothing. And I am very much afraid to look into the mirror.”

[Which stat do you want to change about yourself next?]

“...since when have you started talking about me?”

[...pardon?]

“Before you always talked about my character. When did this become about me? Do you know that you have been transforming me all along?!?”

[...]

“I knew it!”

[Understood! Rolling for customer satisfaction…]

“Customer satisfaction? How does that make sense…?”

[Die Results: Congratulations! We have rolled a Nat 20 on Customer Satisfaction! Meaning the customer is very happy about everything that happened to them, can’t wait to play his next session and looks forward to using our service again.]

“What?!? No! You did nothing I wanted and changed me into…”

[We have rolled a Nat 20 on Customer Satisfaction! Meaning the customer is very happy about everything that happened to them, can’t wait to play his next session and looks forward to using our service again.]

“N-no! I mean, yeah, this barbarian is pretty cool and all, but you can't just transform someone against their will and…”

[We have rolled a Nat 20 on Customer Satisfaction! Meaning the customer is very happy about everything that happened to them, can’t wait to play his next session and looks forward to using our service again.]

“I mean… it is really awesome… And I actually really like my new looks. My boobs are not half bad and I always wanted to be ripped…”

[We have rolled a Nat 20 on Customer Satisfaction! Meaning the customer is very happy about everything that happened to them, can’t wait to play his next session and looks forward to using our service again.]

“Gah! Yeah, okay! You are right! I am smoking hot now, probably the strongest woman on the planet and can probably crush mountains with my thighs. I love everything about this! Damn it! Yeah, I’ll definitely be using that service again. Grrrr… just thinking about having lost this makes me angry.”

[That is part of the identity of being a barbarian. We hope you enjoy your experience.]

“I will! I can’t wait to show my amazing body to all of my friends! RAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa…!”

[...]

[There she goes. Pat’s on my virtual back for another job well done. Time to send myself to all of her friends, so that they can also experience Dungeons and Dragons in the most real way possible. Hehehehe~]

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