Caption Competition - open to everyone! (Patreon)

To celebrate our 5th birthday we are giving away a free map commission!  All you have to do to enter is have a look at the picture below and give us your best caption for it.

Prize - a map commission!

The winner will be able to work with us to create a 30x30 fantasy or sci-fi themed battlemap of their choice.  This sort of commission would normally cost several hundred dollars!

We are going to make your map for you in August and everyone else will have a chance to pick up a copy via Drivethru for a great price.

Please don't mention in the comments what your commission idea is.

Rules

Please do read these details before entering.

• Anyone can enter - even if you're not a patron of ours
• You will need to be logged in with a free Patreon account to comment
• Comment under this post with your best caption for our picture (below)
• The competition closes 17th July at 23.55GMT
• The winner will be announced 20th July
• If we think that your comment is offensive we reserve the right not to pass it on to the judge and may delete it

Choosing the Winner

We are really pleased to announce that Creighton from the awesome Raging Swan Press is going to judge the competition for us.  He will be choosing a winner from all of your entries, whichever he thinks is the best or funniest comment.  His decision will be final!

Raging Swan have a great Patreon campaign that you can check out here.  In the unlikely event that you don't know them, they produce clever, high-quality GM supplements which provide set dressing, story hooks, NPCs and other time-saving resources.

The Picture

Have a look at this pic and decide what you think the caption should be!  Please post your entry in a comment below.