Medical emergency, no page tonight (and content warning) (Patreon)

Gotta skip tonight's post, I'm afraid. We wanted to get it done earlier, but we needed to watch Leslie's niece this weekend. We figured we could get it finished today, but...well, my back tooth exploded. I bit into a burger and the tooth was just destroyed. The remaining bit of tooth is so broken and jagged that I can't move my tongue getting sliced. Like even swallowing hurts. Every dentist office is closed for July 4th, so I basically just have to endure and be really careful until I can hopefully get a walk-in removal tomorrow.

Both Leslie and I have kind of feeling nauseous, both from bad burger and from pre-medical emergency anxiety. Neither of us are feeling up to finishing the page tonight, unfortunately. It's hard to say exactly how our week will go with this (Leslie also wants to get their teeth checked out after this nightmare), but we SHOULD be back for the next update on Friday. I'll let you know how it goes. Until then, I'm just going to like, lay down on the couch and maybe have a bowl of soup or something. Wish me luck!