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So, bad news first: We had to skip tonight's Rock Cocks. The reason? We spent today making THIS! THE DICK WALL IS FINALLY UP!

Sorry that this took so long. It took some time to get the stickers in, and the pandemic certainly didn't help. We realized that just the stickers on the wall would look weird, so we also wanted to get a banner made. That was an ordeal unto itself. After shopping around for a bunch of print shops, I ended up having to settle for an Office Depot...which took an hour just for them to get the printer even set up to make a banner like this. They then printed it the wrong size, so had to get even more creative. The rest of today was spent writing all the names and getting them on the wall. It may not look like it, but there's 96 dicks on that wall! 96 load-bearing dicks!

And I seriously can't thank you dicks enough. Seriously, we could not have gotten this house without your help. This dick wall is right next to our bedroom door. It is going to be the first thing we see every single morning and the last thing we see before bed. It will be constant reminder of the amazing dicks that got us to where we are today. They're pretty high-quality stickers, so they'll be on that wall probably longer than we'll be alive. Seriously, thank you all so much. We're honored to look at your dicks every single day from now on.

Donated to the Wall of Fame and wanna try to find your name? Click here to see the high-res version!

We'll be back on Friday with a new page! See you again soon!

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Anonymous

Yay! Thanks for drawing all the little dicks on the big dick for mine! 💙

rockcocks

I'm sorry it came out kind of poorly in the picture! I swear it's more readable in real-life!

Anonymous

AAAAA MY DICK IS FABULOUS I LOVE IT. THE GLITTER TIP IS PERF

Anonymous

I have never been more happy to be called a dick. Long time coming but it looks amazing! 💙

Anonymous

Look ma, I made it!

TotesNotThea

Woohoo! I can see my dick! That sounded wrong, erm... I can see a dick with my name on, that's not much better is it? Anyway, congrats and thanks! 🙂

Populuxe

I’m a big green dick and I couldn’t be prouder.

Anonymous

I cant find my dick :(

Dale Gilbert

At the end of the day, I'm just glad that I get to be a part of big bunch of dicks.

Aeryn Light

Mine is perfect! &lt;3

RLPxToebone

I'm just glad you both have a safe place to rest your heads.

Anonymous

Woohoo! 💖

Justin Wood

Glad to have been a part of it. Kinda looks like some of them, mine included, are a bit faded, but oh well! :D

rockcocks

It's not that they're faded, the colors just didn't show up in the picture. They're perfectly readable in real-life, but the lighting is a bit too poor to get it in a big picture like this. If you'd like, I can take a picture of just yours and send it to you!

Anonymous

Is every patreons name on there or only if you donated a certain amount?

Populuxe

It’s for the patrons who donated at the $15 level.

Ken Snider

This is awesome! Thanks! And, congratulations on the house, the comic, and more Rock Cocks!

Anonymous

Bruh, green is my favorite color. You read my mind!

Nellie B

The color blue is my fave!

Anonymous

This wall of dicks really made me tear up 😭💙💙

Anonymous

"96 load-bearing dicks!" I'll be using that, liberally and without context, from now on.

Frédéric B.

Can't find mine. Is it because I failed to reply to the mail that asked if I wanted to personalize it?

InsaneTacoz

Awwww... I didn't know we had to donate. Is it too late to get my name memorialized on a paper penis?