Reading by the Moonlight (Patreon)

(ASMR) Witch appears in your home one day and starts eating your food, drinking your tea, and wearing your tops despite how ill fitting they might be. Wont stop talking about chaos and divinity and threatens to curse your bloodline with misfortune for generations to come every time you try to get rid of her.

On the bright side she smells nice and has enchanted several brooms and dusters to clean the areas she lives in.