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These feel like sneakers, are they?

Sure are. A gift for myself. But it’s a bit personal for a delivery boy!

Oh, I don’t mean to intrude it’s just when I deliver sneakers I like to know the size of them, not to be personal or anything or to steal them, it’s just, well I have size 13 feet and struggle to buy sneakers to fit me! So far I haven’t found anyone bigger than me!

Well, I’m a size 14 so you’ve finally discovered someone who is bigger!

Wow. So what do you do for a living?

Again with the personal stuff!

Sorry dude, I’ll leave!

It’s cool man. I’ve got 2 jobs just to make ends meet. I’m a firefighter and I work on the fair rides in the summer. It’s a tough life.

No way, always wanted both of them jobs. Me, obviously I’m a delivery boy, well, man! It’s good pays well too.

Well how about I trade you my size 14’s for your size 13.

Well, that’s a kind offer, but I don’t need my feet to look any bigger, size 13 is big enough. Besides mine are trashed from all the deliveries, you won’t want these stinking things.

I will because you completely mis understand me. Not your fault, I didn’t explain. I do want your stinking sneakers, I want your feet to fit snugly inside and your body to stand on top of them!

What do I would be you, get to be a firefighter and work at the fairs?

Exactly. Come in mate. You might as well make your self at home, after all this house will be yours soon!

I will do thanks. Just so you know I don’t have long, I’ll need to be delivering again soon.

It will be over in moments. I don’t have long either, I’m just heading to work. Hand me your shoes.

I watched him as he removed his own sneakers and replaced them with mine. Instantly from his feet upwards he was transforming into me, even wearing my delivery uniform. I was shocked and amazed. He was an exact replica of me. He handed me his much nicer sneakers. He instructed me to put them on so I did and instantly I transformed into him, complete with his fireman’s uniform.

Wow, I said in his very different voice I feel and look amazing. You’d better get to work delivering all those parcels.

Yeah you too, saving lives is a tough job. If ever you want to swap back, just order a parcel to this address but put your name as size 14.

Yeah, will do