Who are you? (Patreon)

Who are you and why have you parked on my driveway?

It’s me babe Derrick.

Derrick? I don't think so.

What are you on about Frank? I just bought this car of some really young lad. What do you think?

Mate, whoever you are your not Derrick !

Of course it's me.

Shit what am I wearing? A bubble jacket, tracksuit and trainers? I don't even own a pair of trainers. I definitely wasn't wearing this when I went to buy the car. I thought something strange was going on!

Derrick, if that's really you, then you have changed. You were 40 with a bald head and a beard this morning, now you don't look a day over 20 and I don't think you could grow a beard!

What the fuck, im a young stud!

You're a chav!

Yeah I know and I'm a good looking chav. I look just like the lad I bought the car off. This is amazing.

It's not babe, I'm 45, your 20 old enough to be your dad not your husband.

It truly is amazing, I wonder if he is me. I wonder if he's even realised? Fuck! I love this. A second chance at life. Weirdly I know everything about this body. His habits, his needs its waist size, shoe size and even his dick size but im still me!

Babe, you can't be a 20 year old chav, married to a 45 year old man. It's just wrong. Just out of interest how big is his dick?

Huge babe, absolutely huge. Hey I wonder if….

Maybe i can see it later. What do you wonder?

Well he had a mate with him when I bought the car. I wonder if you become his mate?

Maybe… how did you become him?

I just drove the car.

So if I sit in the pasaanger seat. Maybe I will be just as young as you?

Maybe. Try it.

Babe your getting a tracksuit too…

Am I hot? Young like you?

Your definitely younger but im hotter than you. Shall we head to the bedroom?