A place to hide (Patreon)

Look man, I’m going to pay you for this so I don’t get the problem. I just need a place to hide.

The problem the way I see it is I’m going to be getting your chavvy body and you’d be getting a dad bod. Just don’t see why you’d want my dad bod, my sorry ass who drinks and smokes, when your such a stunner. And there’s no end date to this, you could stay as me forever and I don’t believe your gonna pay me for it.

I will pay, the deal is you are me, spend whatever you like whilst your me, I’ve got millions in the bank and when we do swap back you can have a quarter of what’s left. I’ll even produce a contract to that effect and show you my bank balance. Plus we can set an end date if you like so long as it’s at least a year.

Your starting to tick the boxes. Just tell me why you need a place to hide and why it has to be a year.

Going to prison ain’t I! For a year….

Wait, you want me to be you and go to prison for you? What you going to prison for?

Body theft. I swapped into this guy without his knowledge, I planned to go back to my own body but then my former body had an accident and I couldn’t go back. Now they are punishing me for stealing his body. The maximum sentence is only a year, but you’ll probably be out in 3 months, meaning you get to spend 9months with this body before we swap back.

Well, okay but the price has gone up. I want half!

I’ll agree on a third, more than a quarter, less than half.

Deal. Wait, how do we swap?

We fuck mate. My DNA contains some body swap potion. Any body I have gets the same potion. Anyone I fuck turns into a copy of me. It takes an hour for the change to happen, If I get fucked in return then the change only takes fifteen minutes.

Fuck I bet you gotta be careful with stuff kike that in your DNA.

Yeah, it's potent stuff. And it never leaves a body one had. So when your me, and when your back to your own body, if you decide to have sex with another man, make sure you were a condom or he will turn into you.

Anyway I'm going to have to insist on half of your bank balance, not a quarter or a third. HALF. The way I see it is one got to be locked up for at least 3 months, one for to have gay sex and to top it all off one got to be you, someone I've never met until today and know nothing about. Plus I can never have unprotected sex ever again.

Fine half of it. It's a deal.

When

did you expect to be doing to prison then?

That ain't even caught me yet, when they do it will be pretty quick. If you want I can tip them off, tell em where you are so you can get the prison part over and done with.

Why don't you go to prison yourself?

Why should when I can pay someone else?

Fair enough. Well if I'm going to do this we had better do it now before I change my mind.

A few minutes later I had finished my smoke and he was already fucking me he lumped a huge load into me and the initial change was my head, I felt it and I already had of his facial features. Then we flipped around and I fucked him. His head also changed instantly. But then we both swapped completely about ten minutes later. He kissed me and I got all his memories.

We went out for a game of pool together while we adjusted to our new bodies. Then he said I should go to the gym, which I did. He knew how long my work out would take. And as soon as I was done I had a text. The feds are in their way. I hope your enjoying your final minutes of freedom, I certainly am.