The match (Patreon)

Fuck, I’m knackered. I've no idea who I am right now. It’s half time and I had been running around a soccer pitch for the last 50 minutes, the full half and an extra 5 minutes for injury time. It's been excruciating, I had to remove my gloves and boots to try and make sense of it all.

Something really weird was going on and I had managed to play in every position on the pitch. As the whistle blew I was a goalie, but I had played in midfield, striker, and defender. I’m not even sure if I’m actually a goalie for the right team anymore. It wasn’t management that was making these changes. As far as I know I’m actually still in defence.

As the whistle blew I needed to sit down and reflect on how hard this game was. But it wasn’t because I was working any harder than I normally was. However, for some reason every time I kicked the ball my mind went with it and I was zapped into another player

's body. Not wanting to create a scene I just got on with playing the match.

It was extremely confusing though, I was in my own body, the ball was kicked to me, and I tried to pass it to one of the other players on my team, but as soon as my foot made contact with the ball I was whisked out of my own body at tremendous speed towards another player. The first time I was lucky I landed in the body of a lad on my team. I had to check I was wearing the right colour kit. But after the first time I'm not sure which team I was on. Maybe I was just imagining it. But I know my real team isn't sponsored by plus 500, so I think I'm still immune wrong body, playing for the wrong team.

I did spend a fair amount of time in the goalkeepers body. I'm sat a fair amount of time but it's only been like twenty minutes, and ten of those have been during half time. It's weird, I don't know who I am, I don't know what I look like. Do I look fit? I'm definitely taller than I used to be.

Maybe I should ask coach if I can sit on the bench for a while. No that's the wrong decision, I'm doing I'll get my own body back if I sit the next half out. Actually, I'm starting to forget who I was at the start. Might as well enjoy the game, do what I came here to do and win. Maybe I'll swap again in the 2nd half, maybe ill get my own body back, maybe ill stay as the goal keeper, who knows?

What would you do, answers in the comments...