Work order (Patreon)

Sir

, I hope you've received your quote, for that much work we would recommend our mid-tier approach.

Mid-tier? I didn't realise there was a tiering system! This quote though, it's a little on the high side!

Yes we use a tiering system as a base according to the amount of work and the skill set required then we factor in any add ons so we can always be fair and consistent. We could look at dropping you into the low tier.

And what does going into the low tier get me instead?

Well, mid tier gives you experience, experience of at least five years. All mid tier work is carried out by a body who is at least 23, higher tier is carried out by bodies of at least 25. Mid tier gives you their knowledge of their 5 year apprenticeship and all the work experience they gained during that time. Mid tier gets you overall better quality. The low tier would be an apprentice between 18 and 23, who obviously doesn't have all that experience, they are of course supervised at all times by a mid to high tier body. Mid tiers are normally happier they know that are nearing the end of their training. Low tiers have a bit of an attitude because they don't always agree with our process. High tiers aren't involved in the same process.

Why do you keep talking about bodies? Surely they are more than bodies to you, do these “bodies” have names?

Of course, they do, but to our clients, like yourself, they are just bodies. Vessels to use for the work you require.

I'm not surprised low-tier lads don't like the process when you refer to them as vessels.

That's the way we work. Today's only Mid tier available is aaron and the only low-tier we had would be Oliver.

See not hard is it to use their names.

Their names are irrelevant, if you chose low tier, his name wouldn't be Oliver, it would be Ethan, if you chose mid-tier his name wouldn't be Aaron, it would be Ethan.

Why would you give them my name while they are working on my job?

You haven't grasped it yet have you? They wouldn't be working on the job, you would. You'd be using their body/ vessel to complete the job we have quite you for. You keep all their knowledge. So it's as easy for you to do the work as it is for them. You get their body, they get yours, they become you for however long it takes to get the job done. Your quote suggests two days work for a 2 tier, 3, maybe 4 for a low tier, it's Wednesday so you'd likely have his body for the weekend too, therefore, you'll be Ethan, with whichever tier you choose.

Do I get to see these vessels before I accept the quote

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I'm afraid not.

And how does this body swap happen?

Your placed into a chamber, a gas is released into the chamber. It removes your mind from your body and transports it to the adjoining chamber. Your mind will invade your selected tiers body forcing his mind out and into your body. You'll each keep others knowledge and you'll still believe your Ethan, still run your own life. It's a bit weird the first time but we have many repeat customers.

Fine! Tier 2 is a little expensive for me so tier 1 is going to have to be my choice.

Even though you'll be stuck with his body over the weekend?

Especially since I'll be stuck with his body for the weekend. Might be fun being 18 again!

I should point out, inspections and sign off will take place by a tier 3 body. You’ll be competing the inspection yourself on either Friday afternoon or Monday, depending how long the work takes. Sign off takes 2 hours, if your tier 3 doesn’t think the work is up to scratch, you will re do the work in a tier 2. No further charge.

Yeah? Fuck I’m going to take at least two vessels for a ride, potentially three. I’m going to enjoy this week, it’s all fine!

Moments later I was introduced to the new me. Oliver’s body, my mind. Fuck! I’m one fit fucker, be nice if i could crack a smile though!

My tier 3 inspection body was fit too! And of course I said that the work I had done in my Oliver’s body was upto scratch so I was given aarons body to fix it!