Complaints department (Patreon)

Hello, complaints department. How can I help?

Ja, also wir hatten heute Morgen unseren Körpertausch, nur sind wir in Deutschland gelandet.

Sorry, sir, would you mind speaking in english?

Yeah, sorry, so we have had our body swap this morning, only we have ended up in Germany, in German bodies and obviously, we speak better German now than English.

Okay, let me check your applications. Yes I can see the problem, you ticked the box for any nationality. That meant you were sent into the first available swaps and on this occasion the two guys you've become live in Germany and are German. The two that got your bodies ticked English only.

Right ok, so what can we do about it? Neither of us wants to be living in Germany we want to stay in the UK.

Well as you know there's no way back to your bodies. But we could process your applications and move you to the next available bodies in the

UK.

And how long will that take?

As you know the initial process takes ten days, then it's just a waiting game until two UK guys are happy to swap with two German guys. I'd guess a minimum of two weeks.

We can't stay here for two weeks. I mean our bodies seem ok from what we have seen so far but we don't want to be German. My guy can't even be bothered tying his shoelaces and my mate's jeans are so ripped that he is showing his underwear.

That's the fashion these days. Quite on-trend I'm afraid. You can always change your looks. I'm sure it's fairly easy to tie your own shoelaces and as for your friend, he can buy some new jeans if he doesn't like the style.

The point is we shouldn't have too, all this kind of stuff should be taken care of before we swap.

Your forms do say your happy to accept anything that comes up. Speaking of things coming up... You do know the two you've become are gay. It's likely your getting hard looking at his ripped jeans. These two are a couple and live together.

Fuck, I am getting hard, i can feel his mind connecting with mine now. Yeah I think I'm gonna have to hang up. The bedroom is calling. Please sort us a swap back to thr uk as soon as possible please.