Will he do? (Patreon)

Will this guy do for your “cough” costume? “Cough”

Well, he's ok, I guess if that's the best you've had today.

Yeah, nearly closing time and he's the best-looking one I've had, you could always wait until tomorrow?

Tomorrow might be too late, it has to be today.

What do you need a disguise for anyway?

Just for Halloween, don't want my body seen with what I've got planned. So the disguise is just for a few days, I'll be back to get my own body back on 1st November.

No can do! This is one way, once you leave your body behind and get put into a different one there is no way back to your old body, of course you can swap again into someone else. Even if you could go back to your old body, what would I do with it while your away, and where does he go while your in his body? He will get yours. That's how it works.

Fine, I'll be back on the 1st for another body then.

Whatever you want, I'm here to please.

How does it work then?

Well, these are special graders. As I cut his hair his mind will be taken from his body and temporarily stored in these graders, then I'll start to cut your hair and his mind will be transferred into your body, and your mind will go into the graders. I will do the final stage on his head and your mind will be zapped into his body. Then you'll leave and he will be you without ever realising that he has switched bodies.

That's cool.

Yeah man, take a seat. I'll be with you in a moment.

So how many times have you swapped with someone?

Not that many actually, it's quite tough to cut your own hair so it means I stay as myself unless someone really attractive comes along.

Yeah, I can imagine.

He's ready, are you?

Yep.

I didn't feel a thing as the process took seconds and within a minute I was him, Mikey and I left to explore my new body and temporary disguise.