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So, what do you think then?

Of what?

My look.

Oh, it’s different. But also looks familiar.

Yeah, I wanted to go for something a bit chavvy.

Well, you’ve got that.

Yeah, it was expensive, but I already know it’s worth it.

What was expensive? A tracksuit? Can get em on the market.

No, the device I had installed on my bedroom door. With this beauty I don’t need to waste time with getting dressed, un dressed. I don’t need a hair cut, I don’t need to trim my nails. Heck, if I program it right I don’t even need to go to the toilet any more. All I need to do is walk through my bedroom door and it changes me, fixes me and gets me dressed according to my schedule. I just need to think of what I want when I walk through the door and it does what I need it too.

Ah now I’ve worked out why you are looking similar. Mate it’s changed you alright. Let me guess, as you walked through the door, you were thinking of George.

Yeah, we were on video call to each other, but as I walked through the door, the call cut off.

Does George have a tattoo on his hand?

Yeah, and up his arm, how did you know, you’ve never met him.

You don’t have any tattoos do you?

Nope.

Well I’ve seen him on your video calls to each other. I think you should go look in the mirror, or at the very least check out the tattoo on your hand.

Woah, that’s George’s tattoo.

I’m guessing that’s George’s hand, George’s tracksuit, George’s body in fact.

Fuck, yeah he was wearing a grey tracksuit. Fuck I’ve turned into George.

Yep it’s definitely changed you.

I need to go to the bathroom.

I thought you didn’t need to use the toilet since your Ned device was installed.

I don’t, but I wanna check him out before I change again.

Wouldn’t you rather call George and find out what’s happened.

Yeah I guess I better had…. So I called him, he’s got my body I asked if he’d noticed anything different about him self and he said no. But he was thinking of getting some tattoos to match mine. So I guess his body is mine now and mine is his, and I can go explore.

I guess so.

Hey, his body is way different to mine. My skin feels smoother, my dick is bigger, I’m taller and I smell different. I love it. Absolutely love it.

Yeah, all men are different I guess. Do you think it will work on me?

Should do.

Here goes…

Hey, you stole George’s body from me, give it back. I don’t want yours.

I’ve got a plan, Why don’t you see if you can become someone else?

Like who?

Adam? Think about Adam as you walk through the door. Me and you with Adam and George’s body would make a cute couple.

Yeah I’ve turned into Adam for you

This is gonna be awesome,