Take the pill (Patreon)

Hey, glad you popped by.

It’s fine boss.

Look, there’s no easy way of saying this, but I want you to fire Thomas.

Why boss?

There have been complaints about his attitude and work ethic.

He’s one of the best performers. His stats speak for themselves.

Yes I realise that, but I really think he is the one who is causing the poor performers to perform worse. If we get rid of him, then everyone else will step up. I’ve seen it all before.

Okay, well I have another idea. If you’ll hear me out?

Of course I’ll hear you out.

Well, what if we put someone else into his body, change his mind, his ethics make him less annoying to the others. Then maybe, just maybe everyone will step up and we won’t need to fire him.

Okay, I’m listening.

Yeah, if we put one of the others in his body and Thomas into theirs then Thomas would learn how annoying he actually is and who ever takes on Brandon’s body can reshape his mind.

Do you know how to make body swaps happen?

Yes boss. It’s really simple. There’s a pill we can put in their drinks. Then all we need to do is let them drink from their own cup, then switch their drinks with each other. Once they have drank from each other’s cup, they will transform into each other and their minds will merge so they are able to run each other’s lives without anyone else noticing.

That easy eh? Well are you offering yourself for this challenge?

No way. I couldn’t be Thomas. Not even for a moment. Besides, I’m a manager I couldn’t become one of the floor workers.

If you are refusing to do this your going to have to fire him. Also, I may need to consider your position within the company. It’s your idea and you can mold Thomas any way you want. It’s your idea. And it’s going to be easier if you know it’s happening and you can swap the cups.

Fine, I’ll do it. You haven’t given me much choice. You’ll have to order the pills and help when it’s time for it to happen.

The pills are already here, I’ve known about this option for a while, the idea came from me, you just didn’t realise it!

Oh, so when are we doing it then?

No time like the present.

Can’t we do it tomorrow morning, it’s almost finishing time. I’d rather be at work during my first day as him. I don’t want to be him any longer than I have too.

No we will do it now, I think it will be better you get to know your new self over night. Besides, Thomas is already on his way.

Fine, your the boss.

Just then Thomas walked into the room.

Hey, sit down. I've got you a coffee.

Aww thanks boss, Jamie, what's this all about?

We just wanted to talk about a few changes.

Just then Thomas took a drink of his coffee, so did Jamie (me). The boss wandered around the room and Thomas followed him. I swapped over the cups took another sip from it and watched as Thomas did the same. Within seconds the changes began. Thomas didn't notice but I did.

First all of our clothes disappeared and we were sat at the desk naked while the boss was talking to us. My body started to convulse, expand and contract. It hurt like hell. Thomas was just carrying on as if nothing was happening listening to the bosses every word. My body bad never been able to grow hair anywhere except my face, I was an executive so had more of a dad type body. But my body was now sprouting hair and growing muscle. I felt my ears stink as piercings grew from inside them and a necklace appeared around my neck. I looked over at where Thomas was sat and he now looked like me. My suit grew from inside of him and I felt his work wear grow from inside me. Thomas’s memories flooded my head and the transformation was now complete. I was Thomas and he was Jamie.

fuck muscles and hair, this is going to take some getting used too I thought to myself. Oh my God, my dick is huge and it's hard right now. Am I getting turned on by being someone else?

So Jamie, since your the star performer we thought we would reward you with an all-expenses paid holiday for a week, you know get used to your new surroundings?

Yeah, thanks boss.