Physical (Patreon)

Hey doc, we are here for our physicals before we are accepted.

Physicals huh? Is that the way they sell it to you guys these days?

That’s what they said, physicals before we get approved for a very special prize and a salary ten times over the average for lads our age.

Well I suppose that’s kind of true, but it’s not the whole truth. I really wish they would be honest with new recruits before sending them here. So many hear the full truth and RUN! Most can’t handle it.

Ok doc, what’s the whole truth?

Well, it’s true, there’s a physical, there’s a prize and a lot of money involved. However, the physical is more about measurements and statistics of your bodies, and needing to know about your medical history.

Yeah, that’s cool we can handle that.

The salary promise… again they are right it will be far more than what your used too, not necessarily 10 times, usually, but not always, definitely a hell of a lot more. As for a prize, I suppose the prize is the gift of a new piece of jewellery, a necklace. Although they might be referring to something else.

Again, that’s cool.

Well ok well then I’ll cut to the chase.

There are some very high ranking people on our books. They pay our company to take a break. It’s usually between a month and a year, how long depends on them. Upon completion of their break You’ll be paid up to ten times your current salary for the duration of their break. You’ll not spend a penny of their salary or your own. And you will be paid once their break is completed and you are returned…

Wait, their break?

Yes their break. This is why I wish the recruiters would explain all this before you get to your physicals. They take a break from their life. They take on your body, get to experience your life, do whatever they please, whilst you would take on their life and body and experience their life whihout any ability to change it or affect it detrimentally.

What is this some kind of body swap?

Exactly that, you’ll swap places with the highest bidder. You 2 will of been selected by one of our recruiters who has an order from one of the high ranking, highly paid officials who has an order for bodies like yours. He can’t guarantee you’ll be accepted, you may not want to do this, you may fail the physical, however, it’s a bidding war once your accepted. The recruiter will of said I can get you someone like (you) for a set amount of money, but before any money is offered, your bodies are offered to the entire client base, the highest bidder wins. That’s why your salary may be affected by the bidding process.

Well, I’m up for it, can’t be that bad, even ten times a month is enough for me to get a deposit together in a house. Kurtis said, the one who looked stoned, in the shorts on the right.

Yeah, I’m game. I can get a new car. Said Connor the lad in the left.

Ok well I’ll need to take your body measurements.

Ok well I’m 5ft 6, said Kurtis.

Wait, I can’t just write down what you tell me, I need to check and confirm everything about you. Each of you. Then submit your stats to the bidders. That’s, of course, if you are wanting to accept?

Do we even get to know who we are swapping with?

Not until the very last moment. You need to understand that our clients are paying us and in return, we are paying you. Many of our users come back and allow us to place them with someone else over and over again, it’s a completely painless experience.

Well, I’m happy to do it. I don’t mind who I am or who gets my body while they take a break, the money is going to be worth it.

Yeah, I agree.

Ok well I’ll take your body measurements and access your medical records.

Cody (on left). Bryn (on right)

Height 5ft 11. 5ft 6

Weight 87kg. 82kg

Waist. 28. 26

Penis. 9. 7

Shoe. 8. 9

Well all that seems to be in order and both of your medical records have come through. Everything seems fine. I see you both have tattoos and piercings. That may cause a problem with some of our clients. However we can make minor changes to your bodies if the client wishes. And any change can be un done if you wish before your bodies are returned.

Changes?

Yes. We can make things bigger or smaller or hide tattoos if they don’t “work out” for the clients.

Not sure why anyone would want to make any part of their body smaller, definitely not mine said bryn.

You’d be surprised. Some guys like their “break” body to be inferior to their own somshiprink their borrowed dicks. Some like their body to be h the same size as their own, it makes buying clothes a little easier. Like they needed shoes, instead of searching memories or checking shoe sizes they just make their borrowed body match their own sizes.

I don’t know if I’d be happy with people changing my body.

If you want to do this, you don’t have a chipotle, besides p, like I said you can revert the changes when your body gets returned to you. Are you both signing up?

Why the hell not.?

Ok great, here is your gifts. A necklace which you must never remove. Once you put it on your free to leave.

Ok when and how do we swap?

Depends when your bodies are auctioned off. Any time within the next seven days. How, well that’s what the necklaces are for. You’ll fall asleep one night. If your body auction has ended the winner will fall asleep too. The necklaces will link and swap your minds over and you’ll wake up the next morning with your new body and life. A timer will activate on the necklace and you will be returned when both your current body and real body are asleep. Just one more thing. You two are a couple yes?

Yeah we do everything together.

Great we will match you with a gay couple too.

Gay couple? No, we are just mates.

Oh sorry, it’s too late I’ve already submitted it.

So we’re gonna end up in two gay lads bodies and 2 gay lads are going to get ours?

Yes, I’m afraid so.

Might be cool?

Don’t have much choice so we?

Well, enjoy your experience boys.