You are what you eat, or drink… (Patreon)

You can really turn your self into anything you want?

Yep, literally anything I’ve ever seen or touched. I can become objects like lamps or mobile phones or clothes like boxers or sneakers. I can be used for whatever intention the object I become is meant for. Like the other day a friend of mine was cold, I turned into a jacket for him or when my other half couldn’t find a bottle opener, so I turned myself into one. I can even turn myself into items belonging to some else, like their keys or their phone. I can even become parts of peoples body, like their hands or nose. I can help them decide if they would look better growing abs and things or getting a nose job.

Why would anyone want you to be their hands?

Quite a few lads use me for that actually. They loose their feeling in their hands so when they wank off it feels like someone else is doing it.

Does it hurt and how long do you have to stay like that for?

It used to hurt, but I’ve done it so much I don’t even feel it anymore. As for how long, that’s up to me, I set a time limit on my changes and just change back once time is up. People pay me to do it for them.

Cool well I want to see a demo. Turn into something for me.

Ok, what do you want me to turn into?

I dunno, my hand?

Fine pal, how long do you need? Five minutes?

For what?

To have a wank, five minutes do you?

Mate, I won’t be using you for that, I just want to see what it’s like, see proof you can do it.

You might as well use me for that, it’s like it’s not your hand, it’s all numb and when you use it to wank it’s as if someone else is doing it.

Nah mate I won’t do that to you or me, not the first time. Just turn into my hand and I’ll see how you feel.

No problem.

I reached out my hand and touched his hand with mine, set the recall at 5 minutes. Moments later I had merged with his hand, wrist, fingers and thumb. He now had absolutely zero control over his own hand and I could move it freely. I didn’t do much with it just wiggled his fingers clenched a fist. After exactly five minutes I became myself again.

Wow mate, I didn’t believe you could or would do it, it was weird, but awesome at the same time. Maybe next time I will have a wank. Can you become both of my hands or my hand and my dick?

Sure if you wanted me too.

Maybe. I’ll tell you what mate how about you become a beer? Fill up this glass and we can enjoy drinking you.

Oh, now that’s a request I’ve never had before. I don’t know…

What can’t you become a liquid?

No I definitely can become liquids, but I’ve never been consumed by anyone before. No one has drank me or ate me before. I don’t know what will happen if I’m inside you, split into two of you.

Surely you’d just set your timer and you’d come out of us like you were a hand or my sneakers or something.

Probably, fuck it. Empty your glass and we can have a go.

The next thing I knew I was setting my timer for thirty minutes and transforming myself into a beer, filling their glass. I felt a straw, no two straws go inside me. I felt myself being sucked up by the straws and being split into two. I felt my self pass over their lips into their mouths down their throats and into their stomachs, I was completely split into 2 now with half of me in maximus and the other half of me in dale, the glass completely empty. Then after precisely 30 minutes my recall began. Something was different this time though.

This time my recall was different, I hadn’t formed back into myself this time and I was still split in two. I could see and feel my body reforming in front of me. I could see it twice. Then I felt like something was being ripped from my bodies.

Bodies? What the fuck? I’ve got two of everything. My own body began to move without me moving it and I was watching it from two sets of eyes. I heard maximus’s voice but it was coming from my mouth. Then dales voice said something else, using my mouth. Somehow I had stayed split and occupied both of their bodies and they had merged and both of them occupied me.

It was fucking weird I tell you. Both of them had equal control of my body and were both able to speak whenever they wanted. I had complete and separate control of their bodies. The two of them inside me wasn’t working out too well and neither one of them would allow the other full control.

It was then I decided that until we had sorted it out that my former body would need to become an object or part of one of my bodies. I told them this and to think carefully as the next word that came out of my former mouth would be what they would become for the next twelve hours.

Maximus said “dick” I assumed it was meant as some kind of insult, but that was his first word. Closely followed by dale saying sneakers. I saw my former body seperate maximus headed towards the body that was dales and merged with my dick on dales body. Dale headed for the sneakers on maximum.

Fuck they are attached to the wrong body. And I don’t think I can even sort this out. We will see in 12 hours. At least I’ve got two dicks right now, shame I can only control one. But I can please both