The dating app (Patreon)

So, as you can see, my attire means I don’t leave much to the imagination. Skin tight clothes that reveal all… I like to be open with anyone I go on a date with.

Okay, well I guess you didn’t subscribe to the premium features on the dating app?

Nah, I don’t need premium features. My fit, hot body speaks for itself.

Well, maybe in this case you should of.

Why?

Well, I’m not sure if your going to like this or not, but even if you weren’t wearing such tightly fitted clothes, I already know what you look like.

Well, duh… my pictures are all over the site.

Well there aren’t any of you fully naked, and I’ve already seen you naked. I’ve touched you naked. I’ve experienced every inch of what you have to offer. I know about the tiny mole on the bottom of your back. I know your perfections and imperfections, I know how you feel, how you smell, everything.

We dated before? Funny, I don’t remember you.

No we haven’t dated. I accessed the premium features.

Come on, just tell me.

Like i said, not sure if you’ll like this or not. I used a premium feature and became you for six hours.

You became me? Where was I?

Yep I became you one night when you were out in town. You probably don’t remember that night because I was you, but I took good care of you and got you into bed before 12. You were still there, imside your own body just hidden away deep inside.

Fuck, I remember the night, getting ready to go out, then nothing until I woke up the next morning. That was you? You were me?

Yep.

Fuck, I wish id of subscribed now. This sounds way too good to be true. If id of done it I could of saves so many uncomfortable dates.

Yeah, that’s the whole idea of it.

Can we swap places? Since you’ve been me for a while, it only seems fair thst I get to become you for a while?

Well, yeah we could but since you don’t subscribe it would just end up being me taking over you for six hours again.

What if I subscribe now? We could swap and I can take my own body on a date. Id love to know what it’s like to date me, to kiss me, to be fucked by me.

Well sure go for it, subscribe and we can switch, at least I know where the night is going to end.

Oh yeah? Where?

From the sounds of it, in your bed.

Yeah, probably. I’ve subscribed, found you and hit the swap button. It says you need to do the same.

Yep, I’ve just had a notification, done it now.

Fuck it’s like looking at a mirror image of myself only I know I’m not me any more.